Oooooh! I'm starting a thread
does anyone know of a B3ta proxy I can use that is still working and hasn't been blocked by my work?

sickrik is gone, barnesy is gone, a few others seem to have disappeared, and I'm sick of B3ta-ing on my phone.

If you can't help, fuck off, or print this post, and write 'Bertie is a bellend' all over it, scream at a mirror for 5 minutes, and shove it up your arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:36, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you B3ta-ing on your phone right now?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I've been B3ta-ing on my phone all this time
it's why my posts are so short and nonsensical
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

How do you paragraph?
When I B3ta on my phone it's one long stream.
Of piss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

My old phone did that too
but my new one has a proper keyboard.

Ha! Look at me showing off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh stop moaning then
Your phone sounds well flash
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

The screen's not big enough to see more than about three or four posts at a time
and the keyboard is too fiddly to write long posts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Fair dooz
Stop being all serious now, call me a fannybasher or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Erm...
Roota, I respect you deeply as an individual, I would never stoop so low as to insult you or wish famine and pestilence on you or your family.

But I do hope your Dad gets hep C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

He's already got it.
And ball-fungus
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

My phone has a keyboard, mouse and monitor,
it's too big to carry around and can only run off the mains, also it doesn't function as a phone.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

install skype

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I've sellotaped a mobile phone to it,
sorted.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah, blame the phone why don't you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

black silk nighty
oops wrong question
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

*rubs bunions*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

is that you granny?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

*toothless cackle*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

they're in a jar of water by your bed

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Haha!
Wrong question but right answer maybe.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

it's the right answer to everything

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I agree

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Hello poor man's Kaol
How are you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Wow, that's harsh, considering Kaol is a hobo
I was alright, now I feel somewhat deflated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

the hobo's hobo

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

But I wash and don't drink methylated spirits with tramps

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I like it when people say they're on their phones,
it means they can't see mouseovers
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Haha!
Very cleverly done that man. I'm actually lying, I'm using the work's unblocked internet PC for the next 15 minutes.

Good effort though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

what did it say then?
I'm not sure I belive you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

'can you, you uppity cunt?'
not quite harsh enough for my liking, but an excellent piece of work nonetheless
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

WHOA
Internet magic at it's best. I didn't think such things were possible.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

We should all be grateful to Chompy
for demonstrating this awesome trick to us
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Thanks
that's very nice of you
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I cannae see it on this pc
Unless you removed it?
Edit: Ah, now I see it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I tried to do a strikethrough
within a mouse over, it didn't work.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think that's like crossing the streams

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

That's just greedy

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Has this worked?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Yes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hoorah
I worked it out for myself too!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Maybe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hahahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Haha!
*wishes she had super internet powers too*
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Fucking ace work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Any time
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

So none of you know of any working, non-blocked proxys?
You useless barrel of shites
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

We do
We're just not telling
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

/board or /talk will know.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

because they're better than you lot
in every way?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Aww, you wrote me a really long gaz.
I shall reward you in this case, but don't expect special treatment ever again

jelly.b3ta.com/links/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Did I? was that last night?
S'blocked at my work, already tried it, but thanks.

I just replied to your post down there vvv sorry to hear about your job x
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Pfft, stupid computer

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Back off to work now
bye-bye, miss you all.

xxx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/
( broadsword, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)