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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would hate to be found dead with an elastic band around my cock
There's no good explanation for that, plus, you're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
There are worse things to be found with around your cock when your dead.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Applebite?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Aww, I kid, I just had to go with the setup

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
That's ok,
I just called you a woman further up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I noticed.
We cool now?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Yeah, alright
*offers hand for shaking*
*whips hand away at last minute*
Oooo, too slow
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Oh, it's like that is it?
I'm sorta bluffing, I can't be all that nasty. You fuck emo guys, so I guess you're punishing yourself enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Haha yeah
It's a terrible burden I've chosen to bear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I just want to shave the heads of most emo boys
And tell them it's not cool to wear cardigans or neon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I'm not talking the super emo here,
A nice little fringe, some skinny jeans and a check shirt is all that's needed.

I have no desire to shag an old man or a highlighter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Skinny jeans don't fit real men who have real muscular thighs
And check shirts are for lumberjacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I wore check shirts before they were fashionable.
Proper flannel lumberjack ones. In fact, I've got one on right now.

And I'm not really a fan of lots of muscle.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Nor am I
But my legs are a little developed from cycling. I tried on some trousers in Blue Banana, and couldn't fit my fucking legs in them. Stupid emos.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm also wearing a bandana,
I am that cool.

Haha, unlucky. I can't wear skinny jeans, I look like I'm tottering round on pins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I don't consider it unlucky
It means I don't look like I've got golfclubs for legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Fuck you.
Cardigans are awesome.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
No, they're really not
That cunt from Gavin and Stacey wears one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Rob Brydon?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
No, the other one, Gavin
Him and the fatty star in that film Lesbian Vampire Killers, which is utter toss, despite having lovely lezzy ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
it was pretty bad
although it did have some amusing bits.

Matt Corden? Or is it James Corden? James is the fat one. Anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, them
Cardigan-wearing, unfunny cuntholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
MY cardigans are awesome.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

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