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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Surely my face would have scared it back into its burrow?
Thankfully I've never been a victim of such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I'd pay you a compliment here
But then you might start to like me, and then I'd have to spend the next three years destroying you mentally
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)
This place has destroyed me already

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)
Get to bed you silly cunts

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)
You get to bed
Or at least come down here, tuck me in and read me a story
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)
I'm not going to work tomorrow, so no. Shant

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)
Just show him the Bravissimo catalogue,
he'll be off in no time.
I hear your job went tits up, but you're going to do locum work instead - that sounds canny like pet :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:26, Reply)
Reet canny like xx

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)
Geet muckle canny ye knaa
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)
Get a fucking room you two.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 May 2010, 1:44, Reply)
Who?
You mean me and Mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:54, Reply)
Oh yeah, congratulations on the new job by the way
I don't start til 10.30 this morning so I'll be fine, but I might just knock one out and go to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:28, Reply)
So long as you're not thinking about me while you rub one out

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:30, Reply)
Heehee, you wish
I'm printing Lampito's picture and giving it a back story as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:34, Reply)
Now I have a vivid picture of you with a huge roll of "sticky-backed plastic"
a la Blue Peter ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:38, Reply)
'make your own wank fodder'
the special that never aired
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:41, Reply)
That's given me an idea!
I could laminate it for bert afterwards, then he'll have a re-usable, "wipe clean" wank board :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:53, Reply)
a fantastic idea
also for shower usage
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:54, Reply)
I think "5 a day" refers to portions of fruit & veg consumed.
If you're OFF, I wish you sweaty dreams ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)

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