I hate scary rides.
But I do like candyfloss. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The phrase 'scary rides'
made me think of shagging Amy Winehouse.

*shudders*

*cock shrivels*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

She was behind the bar
in the Hawley Arms when I when I went in there last Saturday, the grotesque harridan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I saw a picture of her online today
and wondered how anyone could find her attractive in any way. If she and I were the last two people on earth, and she was gagging for it, I still think a wank would be a far more appealing option.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

She looks even worse up close.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

*boaks*
(this is the Scottish spelling, before anyone picks me up on it)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

From behind with a peg on your nose
also I would double up.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

My mate got kicked in the balls by her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

She's a fucking hag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)