Sorry Kitty
It's too early in the morning, it was the first thing that popped into my head.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

now that really doesn't shock me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Haha
It was either that or what song would you choreograoph a striptease to? And then I realised that I was the only girl here at the time, so this one would probably get more replies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm currently working on a pole routine for my beginners
but they're mostly trendies so I'm doing it to Alexandra Burke's broken heels song.

Next time it's NIN though. That'll learn them up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I've got so many songs I can't wait to try dancing to once I have my own pole.
Bloody trendies. I don't even know who Alexandra Burke is. Get them on the NIN.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Closer? Physical? Sunspots?
Or will you be mean and go for Big Man With A Gun?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Closer.
It's the dirtiest one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

It is filth
and pure fucking awesome. /NINFANBOY
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

my friend was telling me about Trent's new band thing
he's writing the music and his wife is singing. Apparently she's really hot and awesome. This means he's less likely to fall in love with me if we ever meet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

How To Destroy Angels
Check their website for an AMAZING music video. Yes, Mariqueen's incredibly hot, and has a beautiful voice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

that's the one.
I'll check them out, cheers
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Depeche Mode - John the Revelator
or Puscifer - Rev 22:20
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Phil's first rule of B3ta
Never Apologise, Never Explain.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Applebite's first rule of B3ta:
TITS
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

^ this
I like and entirely agree with.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

That's my third rule
as I'm more of an arse man myself.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

What's the second one then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

ARSES
Its obvious really.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Oh yeah
I should have thought about that properly really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You think about arses

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Not really fussed about the arse to be honest.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)

aww you're on the popular page.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'm so proud.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)

My grandfather (a general)
told my father that if you ever apologise, that means you are weak.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

True
That's why Gordon Browns side lost. He should never have said sorry to that bigoted woman.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)