Ok, I would think it's pretty obvious
but I've never had a wank in a public place. I don't even like kissing in public places, it's so unappealing for everyone else to have to see.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A quick kiss is fine.
But when they're trying to eat each others tonsils in the middle of the corridor and I'm late for maths, it makes me want to punch some fucking lights out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I don't like excessive PDAs either
Although a quick, sly boob/bum grope is fine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I agree with both of these
I don't mind showing a bit of affection in public, but it's the dry humping that I really hate. I also have some friends who will be all giggly and soppy with each other all the time and I fucking hate that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I hate that too, and try to curtail the Lady if she gets a bit like that with me around friends
I haven't seen much overt public sex since I left Liverpool, the Krazy House often had people fingerbanging under the stairs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah, the ones that act like they're alone
Even when they're with a group of mates, or even worse, a couple of other people and everyone just feels awkward and ignored.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

that's all it boils down to really,
if they're fawning over each other, they're not paying me enough attention!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

no wonder you two get on.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Cos we're both awesome
And brilliant dancers with excellent dress sense? Yep.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

But she's the slightly kooky one
while you're the easy one who goes with all the guys down back alleys?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

haha Applebite you totally came off worse in that.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Does that make Al
The nerdy one with glasses, but who's actually smoking hot when she takes her glasses off and lets her hair down?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

If I had hair this would be true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Nope.
That is Roota. She's a REAL librarian. Phwooooar.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Al is blatantly the fat friend
That we keep around cos we feel sorry for him and he makes us feels thin.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Like the fat one in butterfly effect.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
I love this so much.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Someone close the internet, because you just won it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Damnit!
I always come off worse when Al's around.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

off worse
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*triggers fingers*
Oh Yeah
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*sigh*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It was too easy, I couldn't NOT strikethrough
I shall be nice from now on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I agree with this
and I am slightly mortified when I think back to an incident as a teenager when there was full on finger action going on in a shitty nightclub in Hove.

I think the youth of today don't do enough fingering. It's straight from kissing to full sex and all the problems that go with it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)