Haha!
Poor DG.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Poor DG my arse
He was totally copping off with the fiddle player's hawt girlfriend ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

You two are a right pair of swingers
It's true what they say about the north.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Why thank you!
What were you doing passing through Morpeth, anyway? Had you been to Edinburgh or somewhere nice?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Edinburgh for my stag night

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Canny night bonny lad?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Ai it were reet canny thanks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

can you (or pls ask DG)
repost the link to that article about north east dialect/language please?

I need it to help me have sex with a real live lady. It's very important.

Thank you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

The one from your previous posts?
You should totally go for her, she sounds great for you if you can MTFU and get over her accent ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I fear rejection A LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Welcome to my world.
But you have so much going for you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I have more baggage than a Louis Vuitton warehouse
*SADFACE*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*in cliched American TV ad accent*
"Fear rejection? Shy? Nervous? Try cocaine! Guaranteed to turn any wallflower into a confident behemoth in minutes."
*said very fast*
"Somesideeffectsincludenosebleedshyperventilationlossofmoneyandturningintoatotalfuckingarsehole*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It makes me quite introverted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

You are kidding me?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

No.
I think prolonged heavy use does that. :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Sounds like she's not going to reject you dude
And everyone fears rejection to some degree. Ask her if she fancies going for a drink one night, and go from there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I think I may.
Thank you for your engouragement (BGB too).

Armed with DG's link I have a non-gay reason to contact her and could combine this with suggesting drinks.

*ponders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Ask he if she fancies a hot meat taste explosion in her mouth
then take her to Tayyabs and make her give you a blow job in the toilets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I've spotted a problem with this potential relationship
she's not a big gay man, so is unlikely to keep your interest for long
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

She could pretend by sucking a magnet and dipping her chin in iron filings
and then grasping a large dildo between her thighs and brutally sodomising Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

HAHAHA :o)
Best Viz top tip EVA!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I suspect that would work well for him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course, dear Monty. I shall text him this instant.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You are a wonder of the modern world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

He can't access b3ta at work anymore :(
I've asked him to either gaz you when he gets home or point me in the direction of it.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

That's really most kind.
If it helps me get some 'fanny' I shall shout both your names at point of orgasm, by way of a thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Would that be before or after whispering "awooga" in her ear?
Fingers firmly crossed for some dangly ham action :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Before. Definitely before.
I may well bottle it, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Nah, go for it kidda!
I'm off out now for a spot of lunch with my folks. We'll sort that link out for you!
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)