I would pay money to watch this show
It would be so fantastically smug.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it really would
and at some point during the show The Rock would chokeslam me through a table
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I want him to tombstone you
into a frying pan, and then the next shot is of you holding a frying pan with a perfect imprint of your face on it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Then fry and egg in the pan creating a Vipros shaped eggy treat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

loving this idea
I'm also loving the enthusiasm for my show.

This is why you guys are great and my RL friends suck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Your real life friends don't think your a child absuer though.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I'd like to see The Rock fighting celebrity chefs
First up Ainsley Harriet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Is there a celebrity deathmatch with the Rock in it?
I must find it and watch it immediately. I would love to see the Rock fuck Gary Rhodes right up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

with SPANG
sound FX
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I like this.
I love how he can't look straight on at people, he has to a slightly-turned-to-the-side thing, it's great.

Plus, he does this eye squinty thing when he tells someone to do something and they don't do it immediately. Obey the squint!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

don't forget The People's Eyebrow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

oh yes, that emphasises the squint
god he's hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I bet his sudden cheeky grin makes you weak at the knees

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

everything about him makes me weak at the knees
he could throw me around the bedroom like a ragdoll, it would be so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)