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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I love The Rock
I know I shouldn't, he's hardly an Oscar winning actor and he falls squarely into the Vin Diesel category of typecast characters, but I love him and every film that he is in. I've managed to persuade Wiggy to come and see The Tooth Fairy with me, but he's only agreed because we have unlimited cinema tickets.

Who do you love that you really, really shouldn't. No emo whining about your best friend's girl.

Alternative question, which televised vision of the future do you
hope is true? I want it to be Futurama.

EDIT: Sorry Darth, didn't mean to step on your toes there. Ooh, a dance reference!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:57, 203 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Fuck his post
it's even uglier than him
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)
harsh words Mr Al.
harsh words indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Al so wants me
It manifests in ugly ways
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)
like brutal homophobia
and violent cottaging sessions that will end in him crying into his sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
If mass homphobia was a sign of underlying desire
I could lay claim to most of B3ta wanting me

Except you. How annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I read that as "crying into his sieve"
and thought that wouldn't be very effective at catching the tears
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
but would be indicative of his despair
at a cruel world.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)
A tiny bit of me
wants Star Trek to be true. Even though I've seen about three episodes in my entire life.

As to a guilty love for an actor, probably Tom Cruise. In a horrible sort of carcrash way
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I'm going to put this out there, Tom Cruise is a good actor.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)
You see if you say this
then people laugh at you.

Yet I've seen films where he was really good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Tom Cruise was in all the best films of the 80s
Top Gun, Cocktail, Days of Thunder erm.. some more I've forgotten.

I generally think the better his teeth got the more of a crazy cuntoid he became
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)
RISKY BUSINESS!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Yes he is
It's just a shame he's a mental
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I agree
he was brilliant in Interview with a Vampire, it was a completely different role from all the Top Gun style stuff he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
He was really good in that film where robert downey jr blacked up.
edit: Tropic Thunder.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
I love Robert Downey Junior so much.
He's on my list of 5 people I hope to leave Wiggy for one day. I think he's actually number one. Yes, yes he is.

I loved him in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Val Kilmer was awesome in that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I didn't understand that film
and I haven't watched it again, but I did enjoy it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I don't remember not understanding
but that probably means I missed something important.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I endorse the first half of this post.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)
he was much better than Brad Pitt in that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
yeah Brad Pitt was a bit lame.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I read the book years and years ago
and Lestat was cooler than Louis anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
yeah definitely
I read the book only recently, it was awesome. I think the film was a good adaptation though.

EDIT: Although they totally missed out the homoeroticism between Louis and Armand
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
and the fact that Armand was supposed to look about 15
the following couple of books are worth a read too, but they become more shit after that.

The Vampire Armand is basically gay vampire paedo fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)
hahaha
that's a winning combination. Beats the hell out of Twilight
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)
in a similar way he was great in Magnolia
also, see Rain Man for further evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I don't think I love anyone I shouldn't,
alt answer: Startrek, or BSG (without the massive genocide at the beginning)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)
but if it was BSG
everyone you've ever loved will turn out to be a clone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)
A hot clone though
a HOT clone.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
plus starbuck would fall in love with me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
yeah but everything would have sad music on in the background all the time
and the same thing would happen week in week out, series after series until you just want to pull the DVD out of the PS3 and punch your boyfriend in the head with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
I will hear nothing bad about bsg,
it has it's flaws but it is still FUCKING EXCELLENT
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)
NO SPOILERS PLEASE
I'm still only on season 4
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Here's a spoiler:
Everyone is probably a clone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)
THEY'RE NOT CALLED CLONES SHIT HEAD

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)
what are they then?


..bitch

EDIT: I've remembered! CYLONS! HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
What can you hear?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Correct response is "nothing but the rain"
fraking loser.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)
yes, I'm the loser
look at yourself man, just look.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Christ, what's going on?
I am in full and complete agreement with everything Chompy says today. Motherfucker's on fire

EDIT: Not literally
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
bom da da da dom
bom da da da dom
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

FUCKING EXCELLENT
MIND NUMBINGLY, SKULL FUCKINGLY, PUPPY KICKINGLY BORING
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Kitty, stop being wrong on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I may be wrong about many things,
but this is not one of them.

Nor is the going out with wet hair thing, eh Al, eh? *elbows*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
frak off

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
this is the thing I hate most about BSG
the whole frak thing is so lame it makes me angry whenever I hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)
bsg rules

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
True
BSG is Queen of the emo scifi shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)
I haven't heard that genre of comeback since school.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I actually started to write
"yeah it rules at being sucky!" but then thought I should word it slightly more eloquently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Sorry kitty, but for once, I have to side with Psychochomp
*sound of pigs flying, hell freezing over, internet breaking and Psychochomp wanking*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
That's the second time you've tried to get me to talk about wanking today.
Go have a cold shower.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
No time.
Have to leave for my exam soon.


I feel sick :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)
good luck
after the exam you have bouncycastle fun to look forwards to
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Thanks, I'm off now.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)
GOOD LUCK
I'm sure you'll be fine. And if not, you can become an evil scientist who is embittered by failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)
belated good luck

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Excuse me?
*fetches torch and pitchfork*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Pffffft
Cos you're a viable replacement for Anders/Apollo.

Mmmmm, Apollo. I would so be on that shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Apollo is a cunt
and anders is gay
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Whats the ********* for?
Apollo is fucking gorgeous. Stopped being cool after he stopped being a viper pilot though, granted.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Not telling

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Ah, I know
I know who the final five are. Just not the 13th!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I know who they all are

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)
I don't but I'm going to find out and then wear it on a tshirt tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Just to bully applebite
you're viciously anti bsg.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)
it's like Glee
I don't hate the show as much as I hate everyone going on about how awesome the show is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)
she says banging on about it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)
eh?
You're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Yeah
Take him out of the uniform and he loses a lot of the magic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
after that post
you can never again complain about gay stereotyping
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Would it make any difference if I did?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
BSG all the way
especially if we can contain the genocide to Derbyshire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
What the fuck is BSG?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
dude
*looks appalled*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
I don't know either.
Do tell.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I want to make up some kind of amusing acronym
but all I can think of is Big Sack of Gay.

Actually, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Try googling 'big sack gay'....
...for Buster Gonad styled fun.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:43, Reply)
It's nerd talk for Battlestar Galactica

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Oh, I saw some adverts for that, looked shit
Really I shouldn't be here at all I have no interst in any of the folowing: Star Trek, Star Wars, Serenity/Firefly, Buffy/Angel/anything by Joss Wheldon, Battlestar Galactica or Heros.

Just thought you should know
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Do you like the west wing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Never seen it, my Mum loved it
To be honest I never really watch series and series of stuff as I tend to be out when things are on, also my fiance doesn't really watch TV which makes it tricky.

Lost is the only thing I watched from start to finish. oh and "The thick of it"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I don't watch TV either because I'm always out so I can't get into a routine of watching weekly shows
I tried to watch Flash Forward but misse the third episdoe and had to give up. Box sets are the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I love the West Wing
and Studio 60.

I hate 30 Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Enrique Iglesias
His mainstream latin beats and light poppy ballads go against everything else in my music collection, and Hero was one of the most epically cheesy songs ever, but goshdarnit I do love his music, its so nice to dance to. And he's fit.

Alt Q: Firefly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Firefly would be amazing actually

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Not if you had to farm mud though.
I'm not sure where abouts I'd want to be, I'd say on Serenity, but so would everyone else.
Working for Badger maybe?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I'd like Serenity obviously
but I'd be cool with working in the Core worlds as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I'd get bored in the core, but I couldn't deal with the poverty of the outer planets.
I think Persephone would suit me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Is that the whore planet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Oh Fuck!
I forgot about that! I would fully be a companion, if only so I get to wear all those beautiful clothes that Inara does. Only I'd be able to fight better than her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Nah it's the one where they have the gay sword fight

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
aww and those girls are mean to Kaylee.
sadface
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I like comfort and not being poor
so Core worlds would suit me fine. But it would still be Serenity as first choice

Plus Simon is hot
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Nah,
Wash please!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
er, hello?!
MAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
at least no-one has said Jayne

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)
eurgh.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Seriously?
B-but...
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)
No, its ok , this is good.
It means we won't all be fighting over the same one!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
obviously while Amberl is entertaining Simon
Kaylee will need comforting....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)
o rly?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Applebite speaks the truth
adequete use of resources
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I was torn by Futurama and Firefly
but Reavers scare me.

EDIT: also, with regard to Enrique, you're a massive loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
I know :(
I took my sister to see him for her birthday last year, it was all downhill from there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I went to see Belinda Carlisle for my 21st.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I always erroneously think that she did the song "Take your breath away"
which meant I almost made a joke about it

caught myself just in time there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
HAHA you child abuser

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
The first concert I ever went to was Boyzone
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Bet you all wish your first band
was as ace as mine: Erasure. You're all jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)
My first band was Thin Lizzy.
Either them or Horslips (same week).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Very decent of you Kitty
and no worries, your post is much better than mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
I also love the Rock
the Rock and I will one day have a cookery show called "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

it will be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
^ OH MY GOD THIS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I just pictured you doing a Macaulay Culkin
Home Alone gay omigod face.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I would pay money to watch this show
It would be so fantastically smug.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)
it really would
and at some point during the show The Rock would chokeslam me through a table
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I want him to tombstone you
into a frying pan, and then the next shot is of you holding a frying pan with a perfect imprint of your face on it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Then fry and egg in the pan creating a Vipros shaped eggy treat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
loving this idea
I'm also loving the enthusiasm for my show.

This is why you guys are great and my RL friends suck
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Your real life friends don't think your a child absuer though.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
that is true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I'd like to see The Rock fighting celebrity chefs
First up Ainsley Harriet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Is there a celebrity deathmatch with the Rock in it?
I must find it and watch it immediately. I would love to see the Rock fuck Gary Rhodes right up
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)
with SPANG
sound FX
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
I like this.
I love how he can't look straight on at people, he has to a slightly-turned-to-the-side thing, it's great.

Plus, he does this eye squinty thing when he tells someone to do something and they don't do it immediately. Obey the squint!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
don't forget The People's Eyebrow

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
oh yes, that emphasises the squint
god he's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I bet his sudden cheeky grin makes you weak at the knees

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
everything about him makes me weak at the knees
he could throw me around the bedroom like a ragdoll, it would be so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)
but would you actually get to speak
or would he be always "It doesn't matter what you think/say/cook..."
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
there would be a large element of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
as well as referring to everything he does
in the third person
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)
The Rock thinks this sauce needs more salt
The Rock is now chopping the onions.

The Rock has preheated the oven to 200 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I have a love of Robyn the Scandinavian pop pixie

Alt Q: I would like the future to be like matrix so i could do kung fu shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Changed my mind!
I want the future to be like the 5th Element.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Full of mainly naked Milla Jovovitch.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I endorse this.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I endorse you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
YES

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
For the fabulous outfits?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
and yes.
All those men running round in tight shorts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
definitely the Gaultier outfits.
And so I could say multipass a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
MUL - TEE - PASS!
AUTO WASH!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Chikan.
GOOT!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I am going to say it, online.
I bloody LOVE Roxette. I am ashamed of it, I really am. But sometimes, when no-one's around, I'll listen to 'Joyride'. Oh my. even I know it's shit, but I can't help loving it. Kind of like Al and my mum.

Alt Q: Anytime. As long as it has bacofoil suits, flying cars, and meals in pill form.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
ha I heard joyride then other day, blast from the past.
Was still shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
that's most likely to happen in the Back to the Future future

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
UR scum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)
You love stepping on peoples thread toes

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I know, it's a sickness!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Early Blink-182
Small children (as in, around 17 years old)
My hair at the moment.



As for the future,I have no idea. I don't intend to be around in the future so that's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)
EMOWANK!
Let's have less self pitying whining and MOAR FUNNEH!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I read that as emohawk

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I did too

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)
we've invented a new hairstyle
mohawk with emo fringe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Isn't that Darth Foxtrots?
www.b3tards.com/u/313f276056b3485b1c22/9527_273903225023_692760023_9055688_2311910_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I was actually thinking that as I wrote it haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)
I can't mock his hair...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)
don't worry, I've got it covered
DARTH HAS GAY HAIR HAHAHAHA

Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Self pity? Where's the self pity?
Apart from the emo Blink 182?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I don't intend to be around in the future so that's ok
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Mate, the future's a hundred years in the future
I certainly don't intend to be around
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)
aww now I'm sad that I'm not going to be alive to see Futurama

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Unless you fall into a cyrogenic thing

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I'd probably say my "Cheerful" playlist
people either tell me it's amazing, or look through it with disgust. I have it on at the moment. Lil Jon- Get Low. A masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)
it is amazing
I currently have Gary Numan playing on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Erasure now.
YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I counter that
with Trust me I'm a Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Rhythm of the Night?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Military Fashion Show
by And One now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)
The Way I Are.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)
You can see where our guilty pleasure tastes separate.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)
ARE?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Baby if you strip you might get a tip because I like you just the way you are
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)
'are guilty pleasure tastes'
ARE??????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)
OH FUCKING HELL
I am so, SO sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)
ARE you?
I bet you ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)
AREf

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)
you AREsehole

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I weirdly like the sentiment of that song
I think this link will satisfy both you and Monty in one song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6QqCH7g0Q
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Oh man just added Teenage Dirtbag

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

dirt ball
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Sinking low
The Way I Are is low. But do you have 3 by Britney Spears?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Ah Blondie. Moved back to slightly more respectable bad music

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I'm off the bad music
and onto dad music.

Like Tubular Bells
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Major Lazer
Keep it Goin' Louder.


AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)
far too cool for school
did you see the link above?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Woooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Gary Numan is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Skeet skeet!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Planet of the Apes...
...so I can make mad monkey-love with Helena Bonham-Carter.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I LOVE JEFF BRIDGES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY SO.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Bo Diddley.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAGoqMZRLB4
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Jesus and Mary Chain...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaRiCSzJynY
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)
The Preachers ( I win)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq8OTfjSg6k
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Fuck off!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=13eCB6TmSDA
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

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