I'm totally filling in a direct debit form for a charity as I write this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:31, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I bet you say that to all the chuggers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

"What a coincidence, I already have a credit card that donates to your charity whenever I use it!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

"Oh yes I signed up with you a few weeks ago, we had a lovely chat, don't you remember?"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

"Get the fuck out of my face you pompous prick"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

"If you don't start running NOW
I'm going to donate some wee-wee to your shoes"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

"I wonder what you'd look like if you were inside out."

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

"NATAS NATAS NATAS!"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

"REDRUM!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

AGOOWA

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Bless me, father, for I have LOLed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

"Actually, I am in favour of the continued oppression poverty of these grubby nig-nogs in bongobongostan
or wherever the fuck it is you want to send my loose change. Is there a charity to whom I can donate to impede the progress of yours?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

The IMF?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Ha! Very good

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah, those cunts
with their one hit wonder 'You're Unbelievable'. Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

My international development joke was easier to understand than your music joke.
How does that make you feel?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I understood both
Guess I'm awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I saw EMF at the Corn Exchange.
I'm not entirely sure if that makes me more awesome or not.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm afraid not.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Superior.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I usually only bring this phrase out for vipros but:
you smug cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*honoured*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

"sorry, I've just this minute given my last ten grand to NICK GRIFFIN'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

"Tarquin? It's trying to talk to me, make it go away painfully!"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm totally writing a cheque for the poor

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I give a tenner here and there to the Red Cross for stuff like the Haiti appeal
and now they won't leave me alone, they keep sending me ugly cards with flowers on them. I'm sure they've spent more than my tenner in sending me address labels with poppies on them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I've been meaning to set up a direct debit
for ages, but I keep forgetting to print the form off when I'm in work, but all the QOTW posts about chuggers have reminded me to be a nice person. And also how much I fucking hate chuggers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

what's a chugger?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

THe people who want you to give to charity on the street.
Short for charity-mugger
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

ahhhh
thanks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

This is why I only give cold, hard cash to charities
Never my personal info, and especially not to any cunt with a clipboard in town.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't carry cash, I'm like the Queen.
And MC Hammer. Although he doesn't carry cash because he doesn't have any.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

And because it always fell out of his pockets when he danced
I don't carry much cash either, which is why I don't often give to charity.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I'm totally
inserting sewing needles into my scrotum as I write this
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I'm giving a Luncheon Voucher to a tramp.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

A 'luncheon voucher*' eh?
You dirty cunt.


*as in 'a five pound note for a nosh'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

A FIVER?
Sod off, what do you think I am, made of money?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

With the rate you go through tramps, I'm not surprised.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

They look so peaceful when they're sleeping*.
*by which I mean butchered and kept in my freezer.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)