You failed
because you were supposed to shout in her face that she's being an ignorant, rude cunt, then you push her down the stairs.

Y'see, earlier she kicked a kitten, and you were chosen to be karma's agent. You failed, and she got away with kicking a kitten.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

oh no don't tell me that!
I was brusque with her, maybe that's all karma wanted from me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

The kitten was called "Miffles"
And was only 9 weeks old. It won't walk properly now, and will always feel cold and distrustful of humans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I dislike you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ha ha ha, stupid flat faced beast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

And it's got short legs. HaHa.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Go on - KICK IT
ha ha
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*kicks in the cunt*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*films on mobile*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

*Watches and laughs*

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*phones RSPCA*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*Kicks RSPCA in the cunt*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*Kicks NakedApe in the balls*
Why am I doing this? I don't even like cats!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

But you do like kicking Ape in the balls.
Go for your life.

*films on mobile also*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

If you want some ACTUAL horrifying brutality feel free to google - "ohio dairy farm brutality"
It's all over the net at the moment, and the guys involved are now residing in jail. Hopefully being buggered to death, the spineless cunts.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'm not allowed to wank at work :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

HA, you deviant
Mind you, the sound of a cows face being bashed with a crowbar does have a certain appeal
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Fuck it *unzips*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

BOSH BOSH BOSH BOSH BOSH BOSH
*terrified lowing*

*SQUIRT SQUIRT*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Stupid fucking smashed-in-face fliddy cunt
The kitten - not you Monty.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

'ey up Mam!
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Hey son!
I'm grand thanks, still basking in the smut of last weeks' Leveller-snoggage ;o)
You?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I helped them shoplift loads of beer once
It was before they had a record deal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Ah, but did any of them snog you?
;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Yup. All of 'em. Loads of times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

*jealouses*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I'm alright thanks
Been spending to long on here though this week. Have a long, dull case on at the mo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)