Good underwear costs a fucking fortune too.
having endured the massive cringe-fest that is 'Monty in Agent Provocateur', leaving several hundred quid lighter ONLY THEN to have to watch them open the fucking gift, heart in mouth, is not my idea of fun.

/single
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You buy your girlfriends undies from AP?!
I'll introduce you to Amy. She'll love you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

i suggest
abandoning agent provocateur in favour of jewellery. i am happy for you to practice your gift-giving skills on me - i am generous like that.

fuck me, i am writing an article on contentious issues in green leases, is there a worse way to spend a bank holiday? seriously??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I spent a good chunk of yesterday writing a 7 page caselog on a dog's cryptorchid castration if that helps?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

we should so swop articles
before handing them in
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Mine is electronic submission, so they already have it :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I spent the morning cleaning my flat
only to find it still looks like a dirty record shop, so I gave up and have watched 6 hours of Nazi Hunters instead whilst quaffing Sangiovese di Romagna as if it were water.

My kidneys hurt.
*SADFACE*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)

i might put you on a compulsory detox
i mean, i have no authority or right to do that, and no way of knowing if you are complying. but you know. i am a lawyer, so i do get to make the law, and therefore you have to do as i say. and you have to love it, bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

*obeys, tremulously*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

You can get good underwear in much cheaper shops than AP
And that's not me in my usual Primark mode.
High street underwear is really improving.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:43, Reply)

ha, it's like that gretchen wilson song
"victoria's secret, yeah their stuff's real nice
but i can buy the same damn thing on a walmart shelf half-price
and still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on tv
no i don't need no designer tag to make mah man want me"...

i hate country & western music, but that song rocks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Hear hear!
*is currently sat watching BBC2 waiting for Queens of Country*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)

i will confess to a sneaking love of the dixie chicks
"i'm not ready to make nice..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

I like the one where Earl gets murdered and wrapped in a 'tarp'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

it should make your ears bleed
but actually it doesn't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)