I'd probably get stoned and not do anything
the best thing that happened to me this weekend was probably having some random fellow surfer shout "nice ride" at me after I'd just pulled off a wave.

the worst thing was the can of hippy fucking cola I was forced to buy at Watergate Bay because the wankers are too wankerish to sell real coke. It tasted like arse and they charged me £1.30 for the pleasure. cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wiggy was the one who was all "yay house let's buy!"
so I guess he's not stoned enough. Although one thing that did appeal to him about it was the fact that moving would be the easiest thing ever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Did you get my text message?
I was a bit drunk when I sent it, hope it wasn't too offensive.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I read that as a reply to me
and was really concerned for a moment that you had my number.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Maybe I do
Maybe I'm just waiting to surprise you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I like this
I hope you'll make it as creepy as possible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

my number has changed
so no

I'm going to assume it really offended me and snub you for the rest of the day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I'll put the text here and you can imagine you received it at 19.04 on saturday
When I got to Exeter there was this horrific smell. But it wasn't as bad as last time. And you're not here this time. What does that tell you? X
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

you bastard
did you have a nice time in Exeter?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Yes
We walked the very long way to get between St Davids station and the KFC in the city centre, then we tried to get a taxi back and he lied and said where we were going was just around the corner. It wasn't.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

sounds like an exciting adventure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

There was a right freak in KFC
someone who looked like their head had been shrunk and then had false teeth glued to the front of their face and with a really high pitched voice.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

which KFC was it?
the one near the Odeon or the one on a bit of a hill. possibly near the Oxfam bookshop?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Last time I was in exeter there was a dwarf serving in KFC
and there was a q out the door on Sunday lunchtime.

It's sooooo different to how I expected.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I've never had a KFC
it looks horrifically unappealing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)