Yesterday I took the dogs for a long walk in the country.
Coming back to the carpark through the gate, at the side of the gate is a fenced off area with a small gap. Here I saw an old women with her pants down searching for something on the ground. She didn't hear me arrive until I had passed and got a good glimpse of her pasty, saggy white arse. Instead of rushing to pull up her pants she kept them down and carried on searching for whatever. There were other cars in the car park but only one with a guy sat in the front looking at her. I'm still puzzled as to what the fuck she was doing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Her love eggs fell out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I thought she might have had a prolapse and was trying to stuff it back in.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

eww!
Maybe she'd just done a number 2 and thought she'd better bag it up and chuck it in a dogpoop bin.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

God I hope not.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

surely that's not as bad as a prolapse?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)