Jordan was on my flight to Ibiza last year
they asked if anyone didn't want to be filmed, i was the only on to put my hand up.

I then ruined as many shots as I could.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

fucking well done
if only you had ruined her face (even further) with some well placed frying pan shots
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Frying pans were extra

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

would have been worth it though
surely?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Absolutely, but I didn't know she was going to be there
The flioght was delayed so she could get on by herself and Easyjet could get some publicity, orange skinned cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Or clapped her breasts together like two halves of coconut
(At least, I imagine with that much plastic in them, they must make quite a convincing 'clip-clop' sound when knocked together...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

haha
there's the horse sound effects for the remake of "The Holy Grail" then
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I imagine they go well
with her horse-face
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

would surely be off-putting during sex
if you were ever that desperate
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I really wouldn't mind in the slightest if she went on a photo shoot in somarlia and ended up kidnapped by pirates and nobody ever heard or spoke about it again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

are you kidding?
pirates would take one look at her and surrender
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I find her less offensive than kerry katona
as ugly stupid and annoying as Jordan is, she is a mere amateur at those things in comparison to katona.

that vacuous bint. I want to punch her in the ovaries
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Agreed

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

You'd lose your hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'd wear these
www.kropserkel.com/Images/wkarmkrop.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Holy fuck, WANT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'd wear them under a suite

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Not that I really know about these things, but from what I gather, Kerry is a stupid bint.
Where as Jorden is actually an evil women who recks people's lives.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)