how are you I'm tired and hungover
you have to be nice to me today.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No. I don't.
I'm tired and stressed and have an exam at one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

ok then, you automatically win any argument you want to start today
so there's no need to bother.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Good.


Loser.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

yes dear

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Gah
That's no fun. I'm going to fuck off and revise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Good, do some work and good luck in your exam.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

my head hurts
and I haven't even done anything fun to deserve it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I had two people having a domestic outside my house at 4:30am until 6am.
It wasn't too bad they weren't screaming or anything but it was so quiet at that time of the morning I could hear every bloody word. Stupid people.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

What was it about?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

something about him not respecting her
then it desended to an hour of personal insults ending in her trying to punch him and missing and him pushing her on the floor.
Both seemed to think this was worthy of pressing assault charges.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

you should have assaulted them both
I've heard some great arguments in the street. Best comment was some bloke shouting "where have you been you slag?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I was going to say "you're both gonna 'ave to charge me wiv assault in a minnit!"
but I only thought of that about an hour after it stoped.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

that is a crying shame

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'm surprised stuff like that happens in such an idyllic town
as Milton Keynes. Surely everyone skips down the street hand in hand shitting out rainbows.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

We let some northeners in on tourist visas

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

if you were hoping to burn me with that it won't work
I'm from Dorset.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

meh, it'll piss off roota if she sees it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If they were stupid enough to go to Milton Keynes
Then I'm glad we got rid of them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I was going to link to a 2 meg picture of MK then
from the tourism website, but I've decided against it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I bet the tourism website for MK
is your home page.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Until Deagostini make
"I Love Concrete Cows", anyway...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It was about whose turn it was
to stand outside Chompy's all night annoying him.

The amount we all pay them, I think they should just do it with good grace, personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

there are some workmen outside digging up the pavement and the lights are really bright in here
I feel like I'm in a Nurofen advert.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Don't worry, any minute now, some super hot, tanned, muscly man is going to walk out of the lift with a crate of soft drinks and-
Oh, no wait, sorry that's the Diet Coke advert.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Sexist ads
You wouldn't get away with the the rever- oh, wait, Lynx adverts...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

see also
head and shoulders ad
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Is that a new one? I rarely watch tv
There was one about women eating some 'light' snack, then nicking a bloke's towel so he had to walk by the pool naked? Filth and petty criminal behavior...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

that is shocking.
this new diet coke one has ugly puppets that look like Bratz dolls and they all start table dancing. There is an almost-cool bit where one of them throws a coin into the vending machine from across the room, but it is far outweighed by the creepiness.

I like the Lynx adverts. I liked the old one that had that bloke backpacking and he fell down a tunnel and ended up in a prehistoric setting where all the women had fur bras on.

There was another one with a guy on an empty subway and the woman is pressed up against him like it's really crowded.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Some of the Lynx ones can be clever
And are almost always tongue-in-cheek, so I quite like them. Plus, scantily clad fit chicks are always good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

the new diet coke ad is creepy
with the creepy dancing puppets of creepiness
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)