I've got some people coming over for dinner tonight
I might invite her.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

tell her how insensitive her ex is
and how you would never do that.

Then ply her with alcoholic creme brulee.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Then fuck her somewhere uncomfortable

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

like the bathroom floor?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Bah, have you not seen Mallrats?
"What, in the back of a Volkswagen?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

sorry. I fail.
I have indeed seen it, but only a couple of times many years ago. I need to watch that again.

The kid is back on the fucking escalator!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I love Kevin Smith films, so cheesey and fun!
And I like Jason Lee too, although it's a MASSIVE shame that he's a Scientologist :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I see.
So that was your plan when you made me taste that rum frosting...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

haha
totally. It's way more sly to infuse delicious desserts with alcohol than to just cram shots down their throats.

I totally Anne Franked you whilst you were asleep.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Hahahaha

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I've tried to make creme brulee twice,
I even bought a blowtorch, it was a failure.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Wiggy has a blowtorch
and has promised to make it for me this week. I'm quite excited. How did you fuck it up?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

too much vanilla in the first
didn't set properly in the second.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I tried to make a greek yoghurt and honey cheesecake with berry confit once
but ran out of lemon juice. Never mind, I thought, it's only lemon juice, but turns out that's one of the major setting agents in non-baked cheesecake. I ended up serving what was effectively greek yoghurt with honey in it and a load of berries on top. It was really nice and I could have got away with it had I not promised everyone a delicious cheesecake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'm not a good sweet cook,
there's loads of ways to screw it up permanently, with savoury stuff you can usually save it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Wiggy is the masterchef
I'm the dessert queen. Although I did fuck up that cheesecake. And I recently made a lemon meringue pie where the lemon bit was the consistancy of bathroom sealant. But I make wicked mango cupcakes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)