I'm also having egg mayo
because I bought 5 dozen eggs in Costco for my cupcake party and I only used about 6. BELM.

I had scrambled eggs about 4 times over the weekend and I'm on egg mayo until I cry eggy mayoey tears.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You must be well constipated

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I haven't noticed anything of that nature
but girls don't poop so it's ok anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

It's omlette time!
nom nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

haha
nomelette.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

to be eaten wearing Tweedos

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

ha!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You could re-stage Cool Hand Luke with that many eggs.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

or Gaston

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

"when I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me grow large..."

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

thank god someone got that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I have a worrying knowledge of Disney film scripts
I could probably recite most of Aladdin.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Alright, that's quite un oeuf...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

you must be yolking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Don't over-egg it, there's a dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'll try not to ova-do it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

or you'll end up with egg on your face

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

STOP NOW
Go on, Amberl, beat it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

And you'll end up with egg on your MUM.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Stop poaching other peoples puns

(TheColonel, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

go boil your head

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I fried to think of an egg pun, but I cracked under the pressure.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

you're a shell of your former self

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

now you (albu)mention it...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)