No you won't!
You'll be coming to Stockport Beer Festival with me and Aberracion!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shut up
and get a fucking haircut.

NOW
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Ey, don't tell him to shut up on that
And yes, BGB, why don't you come with us to the beer fest? We'll be going around 12:30, and a bunch of people are staying at Mark's so you can stay with us too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Jealousy that I'll be enjoying beer?
And that you'll still be home alone, wanking over any female who dares to even glance your way, before you fill a condom with come, freeze it, and use it as an ice cold dildo, so you can feel jizz slowly dripping out of you once more?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I can't : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ooooh :(

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Once my mum gets back from Tenerife, I'll be more available for visiting for the weekend.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)