I think it's coming out of the sun roof.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My lttle 'un was born by C-section too
They're not pretty, and I sincerely hope that Captain V is prepared to do EVERYTHING for CHCB and the baby for the first couple of days. It takes hours for the epidural to wear off, and the poor cow's going to feel rougher than a builder's armpit for a few days.

I hope he looks over the sheet they put up though, looking inside your missus' guts being held apart with calipers is an experience I'll never forget
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

At NCT antenatal class we were asked to draw our "ideal birth experience".
I had to wrestle the crayon off him to stop him drawing the chestburster scene from Alien. He seems very excited about seeing my insides.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)

what a delightful young man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Aye, most likely that'll be the only way possible. I'm finding out for sure on Monday.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)