Your failure
Would be fucking hilarious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

talking of failure, when's your exam?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Fuck off

Two.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

How late were you up revising?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

half two

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

chill out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Telling me to chill out does not help me to chill out in the slightest.
Anyway, I need the stress. It makes me work.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

reverse psychology innit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

How bad would it be if he actually could do it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I don't think he would be as graceful in the spins
but he could probably do a lot of the inverted stuff because boys are naturally stronger, annoyingly. All my male friends could invert instantly when they had a go on my pole at home (no sniggering)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah, my mates are desperate to have a go on my pole
Once I get it next year. If they're able to handspring without a problem, I'll hate them forever.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I nearly had forward handspring last night
I can get up there, but I can't stay up there.

I pinched my underarm doing brass monkey and it's still hurting this morning. Grr.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Brass monkey just sounds like a codeword for sex

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

In the same way that rubbernecking
sounds like a codeword for a frantic blowjob?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Yep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)