I'VE LOST MY FOOKING CAR KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arghhhhhhhhh!!


Edit - My grandad did have them. Hahahahahah! He's looking very sheepish.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:37, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Checked your vag?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

your TGB's?
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

They'll be in the last place you look,
so look there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I've looked EVERYWHERE : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Untrue
You haven't looked in my pants yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Besides a couple of moths, what is she going to find?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

*rummages*
Nope, nothing in there of any interest.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You'll get further if you look in the ones I'm wearing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Not if there's a penis in the way.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
THAT's what I've been doing wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

...how far into your pants do you intend to travel?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

This is getting very surreal
And as I am struggling for an answer that makes sense, I shall simply reply, ferrets
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh if only I could.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Well that's not the attitude
You just need to think of the barriers preventing you from completing this task and work out how to overcome them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Well if I could find my car keys then I could drive down to Norfolk and rummage away to my hearts content.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

In the car?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I locked it from the outside.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Retrace your steps.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I've done that *rolls eyes*

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Did you go the the loo whan you got home, and left them there.
I'm trying to help. Maybe you should stop using the computer until you have found them.

I don't mean to sound cross, the minutea of your life is usually fascinating.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I'm still at work.
I went out for lunch, remember locking the car door and coming inside. We think my grandad has accidently gone off with them but he denies it.


We've stopped looking and are just waiting for my grandad to get back so we can get inside my dad's house to get the spare key.

Edit - sarcastic bastard.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Frisk the old git.
It'll be the most fun he has all day.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Ew!
And this is a big deal for me.


I DON'T LOSE STUFF. EVAH!
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Calm down.
And start looking again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

under that letter
by the door
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Dear St. Anthony
Please come down, something is lost and cannot be found,

Dear St. Anthony
Please come down, something is lost and cannot be found,

Dear St. Anthony
Please come down, something is lost and cannot be found.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Ooo! I forgot about that.
My gran used to invoke him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Give it 20 mins
He'll have them for you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

After my last rant about my disbelief in religion.
I very much doubt it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

The saints don't care
They're not religions, they're representations
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Well I've given it a go : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

"check your grandad"
was not one we thought of
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)