Being a dad
I sometimes pee sitting down, usually just after a fervent wank, because it takes longer for the pee to come out.

I'm not fussed about hair colour, physique, or even gender anymore
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i hear that boys with morning wood
have to pee sitting down so they can tuck their willies downwards to avoid peeing in their own eyes.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

this is true
either that or do a handstand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

It's not so much 'sitting down'
as hovering your arse over the toilet bowl with your head in your knees, aiming your veritable oak tree downwards and hoping in the name of all that is sacred and profane that you can successfully micturate without accidentally rubbing your helmet on the inside of the khazi or, worse, missing completely and pissing in your own face.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

good description

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

we ladies hover in public toilets
it's great for toning the thighs and bum.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

toning the thighs and bum any midget rapists who are hiding in the cistern
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

that is an unlikely scenario
however, getting someone else's pee all over your bum is not.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Depends what sort of parties you go to, really.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

"those girls get pissed on in parties"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Gaaah, mental block!
What's that from?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

My qotw answer last week
And I've brought it up here before.
It's the best advice my dad ever gave me.

b3ta.com/questions/goodadvice/post730402
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hahaha
That is brilliant advice, I thought I remembered it from somewhere.

I'd like to think your dad went along to those girls' parties and found a moment to burst in an urinate all over them before taking a polaroid and scarpering into the night. Just to prove a point and make sure his daughter was brung up proper like.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

he was more likely to burst into MY room and nick my shirts
cos they were ironed by my mum, and his weren't, and we were the same size, and I was lezzy then.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Nope, can't do that
it gets caught on the inside of the bowl :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)