The thing that bothers me about birthdays
is that every year I read about someone my age who has fitted infinitely more things than me into their same number of years.

I'm the same age as Kiera Knightley and she's a millionairess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:00, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Too easy. I'll leave this for a real cunt to reply to.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Yes, but you have breasts

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah, that is depressing
Still, when you die there won't be a ton of jokes about you on Sickipedia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

that sounds like a challenge

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Okay no-one else has done it so.....
"Yeah, but she's talented AND beautiful."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)