OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY ! Does this mean your single now? OH MAN, oh boy, calm down gonz, calm down, play it cool, don't blow this one, not again.....
....*Puts on tux (with dicky-bow), [those flower things that american seems to do at proms, donno what they're called, I think they go around your wrist or something, I donno, some shit like that] and a box of quality street, rents out a limo and learns to recreate the 'johnny b good' scene from Back To The Future*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love you so damn much

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

corsage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

shut it you
you still owe me the last 3 years of child support from the last time we hooked up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Aren't you both going to Al's drinks?
I would love to see gonz turn up in a tux and limo.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

i can't...
it's my friend's birthday. i was hoping to pop in on al first, but my friend is now having treatments and spa night at the sanctuary, so we need to be there for 5.30pm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Tell your friend to stop being a ponce and go to the pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

There is an International Credit Crunch Crisis Situation going on at the moment.
When that clears up, I'll cut down on my Japanise Foods to once a week and we'll both be sorted... providing Apple don't have any new products coming out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

that's alright
i am not quite sure the baby is yours anyway,
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

To be fair, you're not really sure if it's yours either.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

or even if there really is a baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Jermmy Kyle is going to be so mad when he finds out.
Wouldn't want to be in your shoes when he does.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)