my resolution was to continue to be at least as awesome as I was last year
I feel this is going well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Have you resolved your shoe issue yet?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

shoe impotence
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

+r

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)

makes it say importence
albeit spelt wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

ahh,
I was saying 'rimpotence' I thought it might be some sort of anal joke that I wasn't quite getting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

hahaha
"I like that girl, she has rimpotence".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Rimpotence
What a man suffers from when his girlfriend finally agrees to give anal a go, but at the last minute he cannot achieve sufficient hardness to affect penetration.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Did your girlfriend make that up at the weekend?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

*sadface*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

hahaha
nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

not yet
need to take a look at some in the flesh I think. I've got a while.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Flesh shoes, that is definately the answer.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I imagine they would be pretty comfy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

i saw a section on a TV program here last night
that was about death masks of "famous" people (hadn't heard of anyone except Hitchcock. One guy was a murderer, who had parts of his flesh removed by the mortician and turned into shoes. Quite gruesome for the 30s - sure people wouldn't bat an eyelid these days.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Don't overthink it
'cos that's what girls do innit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I won't
I will look at shoes and if I see some I like I will buy them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)