The secret to a lasting relationship
is a double bed for two and a single duvet each. Blankety win.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm a bed stealer
more than a duvet stealer. At some point in the night I apparently rotate to a certain angle so that I'm diagonally across the bed and taking up as much room as possible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

My Lady just rolls over completely
Whereas I rotate on the spot. This means I end up with 1/4 of the bed, she has the rest :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I like huging
and he's always too hot and moving away. We usually wake up on the edge of his side of the bed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Hugging before sleep is fine
Hugging when you want to sleep is not. Hug, kiss goodnight, roll over.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

But then it's so cold
and he's always so hot... mmmm...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'm warm enough to heat the whole bed up
Failing that, I get the Lady a hot water bottle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Wiggy's mum bought me microwavable cow print boots for Christmas
he said they're the least sexy thing I've ever worn to bed. I don't care. They smell like roast dinner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Are they the wheat ones?
I might get the Lady some in winter, her feet are like blocks of ice, and she insists on 'warming them up' by putting them on me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I got microwaveable slippers from my mum
I haven't tried them yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Make sure you take them off before you microwave them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Duh
How would I close the microwave door otherwise?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Cut your feet off?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

this is thinking outside the box

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

What would be the good of heating them
if I can't feel the heat?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I agree with this
If I go to sleep wrapped around Wiggy I wake up with backache. Also, he's a radiator, which is great in winter but at the moment is not conducive to a good night's sleep.

Luckily he doesn't snore, although apparently I talk.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Lady sometimes does cute little girly snores
And sometimes apparently I snore, but at least I don't punch her in the face when I'm asleep...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

That's why we got the electric blanket
Best Christmas present ever!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Is there any worse feeling
than waking up, and someone telling you, you were sleeptalking/walking and then teasing you by not telling you what you said and whether it was embarassing.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

One of my friends came out with some classic sleeptalking recently
"Peanuthead, eats 7 eggs a day, you probably don't know him"

Genius.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Wiggy says most of my mumblings are incoherent
and usually a continuation of whatever we were talking about just before I fell asleep. Although I'm in fear of inadvertently revealing my weird Buble dream fetish to him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

*considers revealing your Buble fetish on your FB*
A couple of times I've fallen asleep mid conversation, and woken up 10 minutes later and tried to carry it on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Is there anything funnier
than having someone sleepwalking and having a conversation with him, asking him stupid things, making him walking around the house, and seing how the expression of confussion in his face grows and grows while he's slowly waking up, realizing there's something wrong going on?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

see this is what I worry about
a couple of times I've woken up in strange places. It's actually quite a scary concept that I can talk and walk places with no memory
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I always look after him and don't let him do anything stupid
I can choose between getting upset because he's woken me up again trying to piss on the stairs, or laugh at it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)