buy a new shirt
i never eat yoghurt, ever. no real reason, it just doesn't normally appeal. but today our staff restaurant had limited edition muller light lemon cheesecake fat free yoghurts. how bad can it be, i thought.

i must be a yoghurt spastic, because when i took the lid off, a huge evil spurt of (cream) yoghurt blobbed out and landed neatly on my (grey) top, my desk and, worst of all, my newly signed witness statement. i have my appraisal at 2.30pm and i look like someone has spooged all over me! i can MTFU about that and buy a new shirt, but the witness statement.... urgh, imagine explaining that to the client.

the yoghurt was quite nice though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think yoghurt is well expensive,
cheese is better.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I only read up to yoghurt by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

it is the lowest form of wit, my fine chompy friend

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

it is
strikethroughs are
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Don't stop, nearly there

( broadsword, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

i thought you were over breasts these days?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

He's all over them. Then he aims for the face.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

haha
i likes this i does
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Do you now?
Dirty bitch...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

stop making me laugh
you know that is not what i meant!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

But no denial
FILTH.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

can't fight teh trufax

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Eh, you'll be fine
I've submitted a witness statement that had blood on it (from cutting myself while prying a staple out).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

God damn you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Bwahahahahah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)