I've never walked out of a film.
I haven't been beaten up in about ten years either, but before that the occasional battering wasn't uncommon - that's what you get for growing up in Slough.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And that's what you DESERVE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I did win my only one-on-one fight,
but I'm not sure it counts as it was with a lolfatty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I've never been beaten up
but I'm a girl so that's the way it should be.

I did get in a fight once though. Some blokes punched my boyfriend at the time and he went down, then a load of blokes piled on top of him so I ran over and pulled the top one off with all my claws out. Turns out he was the bouncer. He was unimpressed. I was ejected from the club.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Nice to see you defending your fella though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Nobody messes with ma man.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

This is good girlfriending.
There are a worrying number of women who like to mouth off at, for example, a howling pack of feral chavs, on the assumption that whatever bloke they're with will keep them safe.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

This reminds me of the film Way of the Gun
If you haven't seen it, it's fucking awesome, especially the intro ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I know better than to do that, Wiggy's non-confrontational
I was once at a party where a guy who was off his face kept trying to kiss me whilst Wiggy was standing about a foot away from me. I kept pushing him away but he kept forgetting and coming back. Eventually Wiggy said "er dude, that's my girlfriend..." in a rather apologetic manner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I'm kinda the same, I'm a pacifist
And if the guy's a drunken oaf I'll tell him to leave it out. If he gets arsey with me, I don't doubt that the lady will hoof him in the balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can talk myself out of damn near anything, unless there's some idiot mouthing off over my shoulder.
Then, scrawny little runt that I am, I get my head kicked in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Wiggy's quite tall so he looks like he might be a bit imposing
but he's a little mouse really. I told him off a while ago for never defending my honour and then the next time we were out and some guy was harassing me, he kept trying to hold my hand at the bar, Wiggy came over and told him off. Unfortunately the club was really loud and I was getting served (by the barman, not like 'you just got served biatch') so I missed it all. He says he was very brave though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

That sounds so cute.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

that's what I said
he said it was testosterone filled and manly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I don't get any aggro here in sleepy Stratford
So they haven't found out that, whilst not hard, I am very creative when I have to fight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

it's all about the mindgames
if you seem crazy you'll be way scarier.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

The mo' and piercings get that across
And if your first move is to go for the balls, stamp on their feet, or rip off a car's wing mirror and eat it, then that tends to put people off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

In stereotypical geek fashion,
if someone knocks my glasses off the adrenaline kicks in big-style.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Wookiee RAAAAGE!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It would be useful if I wasn't historically very good at removing them before a fight breaks out,
thus robbing me of the "fight" half of my fight-or-flight reflex.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

What did your bf do to deserve it?
I don't understand fights. I come from a very laid back land.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Literally nothing.
We were in a goth club and these guys were chavs who had come in looking for a fight. We were all in the moshpit having a thrashabout and the chavs came into the pit and started throwing themselves at my boyfriend and his mate in an unfriendly manner that was a bit more than usual moshpit shoving. When my boyfriend shoved back they punched him. They were just looking for a fight for some reason. I don't know why they picked on my bloke though, he's 6'5".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Is that tall or short?
I don't understand what is fun about fighting.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

That's very tall
Average height for guys is 5'9"-5'10". I don't even hit 6'5" when my hair's up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Well
If they were more than 4, I'm not surprised. They attack in flocks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Yep, they tend to be cowardly
Attack in flocks, but go for the big guy to seem 'ard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Of course
They wouldn't want to be laughed at for choosing a weak target.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

That's tall
I'm only 5'6" so he was nearly a foot taller than me.

I don't like fighting, it's horrible. If a night out ends in fighting, for me that is a really awful night, whereas for some people that's the goal.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)