You clearly don't know Bert Monkeysex very well
Bert Monkeysex likes it rough
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you want me to slap you about a bit?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Preferably with a big strap-on cock
With the face of 80s microphone fiend Marc Almond gurning all over it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:29, Reply)

always with the fucking demanding
i cant be dealing with high maintenance bitches
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Just shut up and take it
You ought to be bloody grateful, you louse-infested sack of cockAIDs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:37, Reply)

here, fuck off
ive got a bad leg and me imagining you standing there pulling your fetid fucking pork over a photo of my hairy thigh is making me gag you dirty cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Haha!
*puts rosalicious in his good books*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:42, Reply)

this sounds terribly ominous :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Homo-erotiominous

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Wowzers, seriously, wozers, bra-vo, I was just reading about how Stealth and Bomber ate WBM's dinner and how the appologised on facebook and all that, followed by some absolutely cringeworthy replies.
And I was all like "Oh man, if this is the creepeist it gets tonight, it's not all bad", and then KABLAMO, I come on here and read this, and it totally out-creeped that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:11, Reply)