You're so mean, I was being nice to you and everything
:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You should punch her in the cock

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:02, Reply)

i'll stab you in the cojones yo!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:04, Reply)

But what about mrs al!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, Reply)

She'll be fine, your cock will still work, it just wont produce any baby Al's

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I thought of much, much worse to say here
But I'm not going to, for the sake of not upsetting lovely becky and causing more strife for poor, misunderstood bert monkeysex who's really nice really
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Rubbish
you're an awful human being. But I love you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Really?
Say in ain't so Al, or tear off my trousers and facefuck me til my eyes spew your hot semen all over your egyptian weave shag pile, you whore
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Oh, keep this up
I do enjoy homoerotica
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Well in that case
If you'd been here a couple of years ago, you'd have pissed your own clitoris
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Damn me not knowing about b3ta back tehn

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:21, Reply)

hey Lampito
guess who came round to my room today?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Haha, this.
Say what you want to Bert.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I was going to make a joke about your mum being single now
I'm so sorry Becky, really I am. Sorry. I didn't mean to, Becky, it was the cartoon rabbit, I had him under control, but you did ask.

Sorry.xxxxxxx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Back onto ignore you go then.
That's bang out of order you massive shitcunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I know, I'm sorry :(
I didn't mean to upset you, Becks


...but pass my number on to your mum anyway, just in case
I'm so sorry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:17, Reply)

how long did that last in the end?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Was it two weeks, if even that?
But I really didn't mean to upset her this time, I really didn't.

Sorry, Becky. I'm a horrible person, I've told you this many times. There was genuinely no ill feeling meant, that's why I didn't make the joke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Yeah', of course you didn't make the joke.
There you go big fella, you're not a 'real' cunt at all, aintcha ! You're a 'lolcunt' ! Everyone LOVES you ! Quickly, combine a wacky animal with a wacky swear and a whacky desease...call me that !

ElephantFuckME ! Oh man, I got there first, diddums.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Ok, now this has hit the top of the popular page, I feel I should reply
For starters, well done on your very well crafted argument, you've really shown me there.
As for 'lolcunts', sure maybe I am one, but so are the majority of the inhabitants of B3ta, just look at Al, Psychochomp etc, or are they real cunts?
Now, to be fair I cross more lines than most, but it's only because I see everyone else's insults as weak and piss poor. I've apologised repeatedly and sincerely to Becky, but I can understand her being upset.
As for the 'creepy' comment up there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Clearly understanding the irony
Of simultaneously flirting with and insulting someone is beyond your feeble mind.

Stupid phone, stupid character limit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

don't bring me into this

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Are you a real cunt?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)