I'd like to secrete hallucinogens like a cane toad
I think a defence against predators that makes them spend 2 hours contemplating reality while staring at a leaf is pretty awesome.

Plus I'd be really popular at festivals.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha everyone would lick you, it would be so unhygienic.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

can just imagine someone wandering around with a sign
"I secrete natural hallucinogens. £5 a lick"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

any festival, you'd be fucking minted.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Or held down and lick-raped by crusties and chavs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can think of worse ways to die
but I can also think of better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

replace the crusties and chavs
with nubile sexy women, and it's pretty much how I'd like to go.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

+ from my penis

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I fucking hate cunting Cane Toads

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

were you traumatised by one as a child?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

No
but I saw this documentary a few years back and I just hate the cunts.
Ugly arrogant indestructible murderous cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Don't cunt 'em then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)