I'd go to back to around about 30AD
And seek out this Jesus feller for a chat,
"Now look here, you do realise that a lot of people are taking your mystical bollocks quite seriously. I think some of them genuinely believe you're the son of a supernatural deity. The magic tricks are all very impressive, but do you have any idea how many kids are going to be bummed if you carry on?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

do the same with the 5th century and the arabs plz
long live the jews
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Or go back and tell the Jews to be nice to Jesus or else they are going to get persecuted like fuck if they don't.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I don't think that hitler and the arabs were particularly concerned about what the jews did to jesus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

but it was used
as a justification for mistreatment in medieval times
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

It's all tied in to that one act of betrayal.
I watched a programe about it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

there are many flaws with that
foremost of which is that jesus may not have existed at all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

there is independent verification
Pliny's Letters for example
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

bloody Pliny
*shakes fist*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's not my arguement.
I just watched the bloody programme.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I know
wasn't trying to start an argument
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Good.
Because you do realise you'd lose : p
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

on this occasion you are almost certainly right
history and religion are not my strong points (other than some ridiculous specifics)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Two of my favorite subjects.
I only wish I'd been confidant enough to study them instead of art.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I enjoyed history at school
but I missed a GCSE exam and got an X for it (on course for an A damnit) so gave it right up.

I'm better at maths and physics anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

THAT'S RIGHT BLAME THE JEWS
WE'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG NO SIR EVERYONE HATES US FOR NO REASON
let it be known i have nothing against the brothers of abraham. That includes muslims and christians too. I just find religion hilarious and i think i spelt that wrong i'm going mad
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

//sings//
and everyone hates the Jews
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It would be annoying though if you got there a week late.
Working out when Easter is can be tricky.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

not really
supposedly he died 33AD...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Point well made there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

at which point you would become
the Catholic Church's first victim
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)