Ay!
I have 2 mandarins left for the rest of the working day, and I'm starving.

I need your help to take my mind out of food.

Following a previous conversation: where would you go/to whom would you talk if you had a TARDIS?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:36, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would go to 1976 and watch Led Zeppelin play
then I'd somehow convince them to let me jam with them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Having a TARDIS
I think you could convince anyone to do almost anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

In that case
Can I go and see Karen Gillan, picking up Rose Tyler on the way?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

They've alredy been on the TARDIS
and one is married with the human doctor, so I don't know what you could offer them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'd go back to before they had
Doesn't matter if I broke time, it'd be worth it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You could always go forward in time
Maybe to the 1st of October?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It'd be silly not doing it
Imaging meeting Karen and Rose while sleeping and miss it all!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'd like to go back in time
Talk to my Mum a little more, form some of my own memories.

Alternatively, Queen live at Wembley
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's very sweet
I'd like to go back and spend more time cooking with my grandma.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'd go back and tell my maternal grandma to go and fuck herself when she complained about my size, my broad Lancs accent and my clothing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

It hadn't crossed my mind you might have an accent.
I'm going to pound terribly posh up there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

My accent isn't too bad now.
Having spent six years in Coventry and ten in Manchester, it's not as broad as it used to be.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

And thanks to your grandma being a sweetheart

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Pound? How Freudian!
Don't worry, I sound a bit posh too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Sneeioi predictive text.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Mine keeps showing "ens" when I type "for"
I have no idea why.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

who is terribly posh
and why will you pound them?

edit: you are right though. you speak like a normal person.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Duck you, you aunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I'd go everywhere
far reaches of the galaxy, possibly back to Alexander the Great and have dinner with him. It'd be fantastic.

I might even collect my favourite historical people and take them to a place outside of time (there must be one) have dinner with them, wipe their memories and return them.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Sounds like a perfect plan to me
I'd love to have a chat with some of the most important Spanish writers.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

like Cervantes?
because that would be cool
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I used to have a cat called Cervantes.
That was me trying to look cool and knowledgable in my yoof.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I've done things like that :(
in the past luckily
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

there was a guy in front of me at the vet
whose cat was called Atticus which I thought was a bit cool.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

That's a funny name.
My turtles were: Rigoberta, Casiopea y Pizzi
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Yep, like him
And Lope de Vega who is my favourite. It'd be so good to have them both in a table and let them talk.

Lope was as well very handsome and well known for going around fucking girls he shouldn't have fucked. I wouldn't mind being one of those.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Alternatively, you could use them for a school project so you don't have to go to military school...?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Most Excellent!
my friend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Why wipe their memories
Unless they are evil types who would abuse the knowledge.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

because
I wouldn't want to disrupt the flow of time by exposing them to knowledge they should not have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You don't believe all that "not breaking the time line" stuff do you?
If the multiverse is a reality, then infinite time lines with infinite variation are present already.

Just saying like. Your idea may be sound.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

true
but I'd be crossing timelines, and the liklihood is I would never be able to return to my own one if that was true. And since I wouldn't be the Doctor I wouldn't have my own seperate time-life
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You've got this figured out a bit too well for my liking

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

damn right
the thought of having a Tardis is far too prevalent in my mind
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I love the way you think
(I was so impressed I was going to say "I love you" but that would have been wrong)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Cheers :)
I love the thought of time travel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

a place outside of time (there must be one) have dinner with them, wipe their memories and return them.

my high school, where they will help me get an A on my history report and avoid being sent to military school in Alaska.

WYLD STALLYNS!

EDIT - Damn you AA.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Too late

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I like them both
and think that is an awesome option. I shall keep my eyes open for bodacious babes naturally
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Be excellent to each other

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Seeing as I've been re-reading Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle,
I'd quite like to go hang out with the founders of the Royal Society in the 1660's - Newton, Hooke, Boyle, Wren and the like.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

And drop a few ideas in their laps
You know what Christopher that new cathedral would look great with the world's biggest tit on it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Embrace the hunger.
You'll soon forget your hungry.


Edit - and it has to be Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

She has a hungry?
Sweet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I had a quick little biscuit
But now I'm going to behave. I don't want to have only salad for dinner again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

One of the people I would visit would be Jane Austen
I'd break all her pens and pencils, and kick her in the clunge for writing all those dreadful books without pictures. Then leave a copy of Viz behind.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'd go see Jesus the night before the Crucifixion
Get him a bit drunk, and persuade him to stuff his loincloth for his Big Day. That way, thousands of years later, there'll be millions of people walking around with a a crucified-but-bonered Jesus 'round their necks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That reminds me a bit
of that short story (think it is by Philip K Dick) about the madman who goes back in time and tries to save Jesus
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Would that be
Behold the Man by Michael Moorcock. Originally a short story in 1962 upgraded to novella in 1969.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

is it written in the form of a trial?
With two scientists being quizzed as to power usage?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

is there some biological reason why crucifixion would give him a boner?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

no
because it'd be fucking painful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Maybe he's into that sort of thing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

wouldn't surpise me
the filthy blighter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

All that 'turn the other cheek' stuff
Sounds a little dirtier now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

all those christians would be a bit different if they knew how much Jesus was into bum love.
it's probably because Mary Magdalan was slack in the clunge from all her whoring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

And he'd ran out of grit to use in order to get purchase
All that walking with those fellas too...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

clearly something a bit suspicious going on there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

No, that's electrocution.
So I'm told.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

and hanging.
if you hang someone from too high a height, you can rip their head off. Too short a height, you don't break the neck and they choke to death. There's a mathematical formula for the ideal length of rope for your height and weight. I'll find it at some point. WHAT?! I like to be well researched...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Surely too short a height
And they just end up standing on the ground? Which would just be embarrassing for all concerned.
think you meant too much/too little slack /pedant
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

That would be fun to watch though.
The prisoner could be released with a "don't do it again" and a thick ear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Possibly a myth
But they apparently had to change the sentence from "Hanged" to "Hanged from the neck until dead", as someone got them to stop when someone was choking, and said that the sentence had been carried out, so let him go.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Bastard party pooper.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

They used to let you go if the trapdoor failed 3 times
(since it was deemed to be an act of God)
Meaning that if you could get hanged after a storm, you had a better chance of survival due to the wood swelling from the moisture.*

*may not be true, only half remembered, probably apocryphal anyway
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

too short a drop then?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't you just shit yourself when hanged?
Unless you had a stiffy to start off with.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Look up auto-erotic asphyxiation
But not at work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I think not, even at home.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm sure I read this in Going Postal...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I watched the tv thing the other day
not bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I was home just before it was on
Had the option of watching the first part and waiting 2 weeks for the rest, or just watching it after uni (no sky here :( ), so not seen it yet
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

it's worth a watch
the woman who plays Adora Belle is rather attractive in a stern sort of way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'd probably visit my mum
I don't drive and where she lives is quite hard to get to by train.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I just wish you people could share my scope of vision.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I intended to comment on this but got distracted
it was the best answer I'd seen, and contributes to your rapid rise among my list of most amusing b3tans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

This is all a little overwhelming
I haven't prepared a speech.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

some inane ramblings will be fine
drooling optional
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I dunno.
I'd probably go back to Sutton Hoo and enclose a copy of Mein Kampf and a nazi flag just before the guy was buried, then I'd go hide realistic looking but indecipherable blueprints to a UFO in amongst the dead sea scrolls, then I'd take a short trip over and back to China and replace some of the terracotta army's swords and spears with machineguns, and one of the chariots with a terracota tank. I like the idea of making history a bit more interesting for everyone.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Maybe that's what someone has already done
to make history how it is now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

This should help take your mind off it
(either in fear of excitement)
Randomburn CDs are in the post now.
One of them is going to you.

It may accidentally contain a (cracked to work under win-7 64 bit) copy of x-wing alliance, if so, gaz me and I'll send a new one.(didnt realise until after I'd posted and tried to play it...)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm rather disappointed with my randomburn list
In that I've only ever spoken to 2 of them!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Aberracion is the only one I've had any real contact with
And I vaguely recognise the names of 2 of the others.
Mind you, I'm a lurker by nature, so that's not too surprising
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Real contact?
Mmmmm... Is there anything I can't remember and you need to tell me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Didnt mean it like that
Though maybe when I start bashing.... :P
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Hahaha!
Are you going to any soon?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Nothing planned
Probably not over the summer (lots of stuff going on), after that, will see. Still at the slightly nervous mildly scared of meeting people from the internet stage at the moment (and definitely not going over holidays so I don't have to explain to parents where I'm going... They'd have a heart attack).
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Hahaha!
I've only been in 1, and I was so scared. Thanks to BGB for keeping me calm!

It was good fun. I'm looking forward to the next one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I'll stick around here and socialisee for a while
Then maybe go to CHCB-Cptn.V's wedding bash (since it's about the only one up there I could make at the moment anyway), or try to convince other oxford b3tans (though at the moment the only one i know is Amberl... But I know there are others!) to do a pub thingy here (unfotunately can only put 1 person up in college due to rules :( ).
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Don't I count?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Yes you do
But I met BGB 30 min before the bash and she promised to keep me in company if I couldn't understand you all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

it is a bit nervousness inducing
but the last one I went to we all pretty much laughed non-stop for a whole weekend.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

: p

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

excellent :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

de-ris?
I recognise it, I just can't place it
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

true romance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Fair enough!
I'm sending some sweets with mine, extremely sour, should be fun!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Temporary tattoos ftw!
Browsed amazon to find something cheap and silly that would fit in a large letter envelope (kazoos are too big :( )
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I only recognise one of the names i've got
:/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I don't recognize any
Not a single one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I wanted to take part
but my burner is erratic at best :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Mine may not have actually worked
And they were cheap CDs so even after testing them once they may still have broken somehow (had some once where the insides melted, so you had a little lake of metal between 2 sheets of plastic). Have included a note for people to gaz me so I can use the better burner/cds at home in a couple weeks
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I signed up
but my CD burner no longer works, so I'm going out of my mind trying to find one :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Where do you live, again?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Oxford

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Mmmm... too far
Maybe you can find a b3tan near you who doesn't mind?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I can only think of two b3tans near here
since of the other two I know who frequent b3ta, one moved to America and the other went back home
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'm naffing off to Cardiff tomorrow,
out this evening, and my CD burner is sloooow so wouldnt get them all done before I had to leave.
Back on sunday though if help is still required.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Woho!
I'm looking forward to getting them and enjoying all the new music!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'd go to back to around about 30AD
And seek out this Jesus feller for a chat,
"Now look here, you do realise that a lot of people are taking your mystical bollocks quite seriously. I think some of them genuinely believe you're the son of a supernatural deity. The magic tricks are all very impressive, but do you have any idea how many kids are going to be bummed if you carry on?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

do the same with the 5th century and the arabs plz
long live the jews
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Or go back and tell the Jews to be nice to Jesus or else they are going to get persecuted like fuck if they don't.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I don't think that hitler and the arabs were particularly concerned about what the jews did to jesus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

but it was used
as a justification for mistreatment in medieval times
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

It's all tied in to that one act of betrayal.
I watched a programe about it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

there are many flaws with that
foremost of which is that jesus may not have existed at all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

there is independent verification
Pliny's Letters for example
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

bloody Pliny
*shakes fist*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's not my arguement.
I just watched the bloody programme.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I know
wasn't trying to start an argument
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Good.
Because you do realise you'd lose : p
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

on this occasion you are almost certainly right
history and religion are not my strong points (other than some ridiculous specifics)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Two of my favorite subjects.
I only wish I'd been confidant enough to study them instead of art.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I enjoyed history at school
but I missed a GCSE exam and got an X for it (on course for an A damnit) so gave it right up.

I'm better at maths and physics anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

THAT'S RIGHT BLAME THE JEWS
WE'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG NO SIR EVERYONE HATES US FOR NO REASON
let it be known i have nothing against the brothers of abraham. That includes muslims and christians too. I just find religion hilarious and i think i spelt that wrong i'm going mad
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

//sings//
and everyone hates the Jews
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It would be annoying though if you got there a week late.
Working out when Easter is can be tricky.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

not really
supposedly he died 33AD...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Point well made there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

at which point you would become
the Catholic Church's first victim
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I think I'd probably go back 17 years and tell myself to stick with the lesbianism.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Or not
If you had started looking for a man 17 years ago, probably you wouldn't have the problem that you have now of men wanted only 25-35 years old, as you'd be in the good range.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah but when I was thirty I was going out with twenty year olds : p

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You see?
YOu are part of the problem. You should go back to your thirties and tell yourself to go out with more mature men :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

That's a tautology
mature - man.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Oxymoron I believe
Contradiction in terms rather than something implied already

/pedant
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

he may have meant tautology
as we men are all obviously mature.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

My mistake, I meant Oxymoron.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

e.g.,
American Intelligence
Arab Unity
Tory Leadership
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah, don't rub it in.
I'm an engineer, not a cunning linguist.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

ooh, good question
a tardis would mean i didn't have to endure train journeys. Yeah, it's less than 2 hours, but still boring. I think i'd prefer to have psychic paper- save so much money on oysters, see if you could use it with a chip and pin device, then take the Tardis shopping. I.ll need the wardrobe space.
I guess places to go would involve talking to my paternal grandparents, as I didn't know them. Places would be a world where penguins and seals lived in harmony. I love them both, I don't want to pick a side'
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I love the psychic paper!
It'll be so good to be able to enter any single place without giving explanations.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Obvious answer is obvious
I'd go back in time to visit your mum before she got fat/old/ugly/dead/a fanny like a ripped welly.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

My mum's still totally hot. I wouldn't though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I ain't fucking with time or space
All of these coincidences/twists of fate/fortunes/misfortunes have put me right here.

Fuck it, I'd go back to the end of March and opt for voluntary redundancy with a year's salary!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'd get that job in Paris I was offered a couple of years ago
Although that would have meant stop going out with my future husband, so maybe it wasn't a bad decision after all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Don't worry, it'll be offered again before long.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Were you offered that at the time?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

In the multiverse, Roota did opt for the redundancy
This Roota didn't.

I hope that's clear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

i'd go back to monday afternoon
and tell myself to do something particularly specific.

then, dinosaurs!
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Dinosaurs
and Dodos!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

oh my!

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'd nip over to Greece and find out if Monty has porked his ex yet

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

POTD

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I read that as "POIDH"
I was about to reply "I'm not taking photos you perv!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'd go back to mediaeval times
And look around all the towns to make planning my D&D campaign easier (someone give me a rough number for the population of a (smallish) mining town on a major trade route. Currently thinking ~500, want to know if that seems realistic, definitely wont be over 1k due to the way the society works (easy (but not cheap) travelling by portals, so any middle class upwards would commute from somewhere quieter if it was large))
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

you want to get the domesday book
and research it that way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Good plan
Just found an online version of it. Useful for stealing names at the very least :D
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

What's a D&D campaign,
if its not drunk and dissorderly?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Dungeons and Dragons
I R TEH UBERGEEK!

Need a rough town description done by tomorrow since I'm seeing a friend who said he could do some maps for me (since I'm crap at doing anything above battle scale)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Oh Fuck!
*edges away carefully*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)