That is a tremendously gay post.
But good luck with the competition.

No good omens so far today.

Alt Q: I'm still entertained by the theory that the psirens of Greek legend who lured sailors to a watery death - and who were the basis for the modern image of the mermaid - were, in fact, manatees. Though if you can mistake a manatee for a half-woman half-fish, it does make you wonder about the wives these sailors had left behind...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hadn't heard that one.
Fuckin' manatees, stealing our men.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

But...she's almost impossible to resist...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I hadn't seen that picture of me before, that's creepy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Phwooooar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Sweeeeeeeeet! It wants a hug.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

DON'T listen to it sing!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

But it's so beautiful, like Susan Boyle licking my ears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Put the wax in
Do it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

She keeps licking it out, arrrghhgghhg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You're ruining my sandwich

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I just found sandwich in the fridge that i made earlier in the week and must have forgotten about
I've eaten it, but the ham felt a little funky
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Haha my aunty ate the wrong sandwich once and it all went fucking mental
It went thus:
Aunty: "Mum, what was on my sammidge today?"
Nana: "Cheese salad."
A: "Not ham?"
N: "No."
A: "Oh GOD! I ate the ham sandwich that's been in my drawer all weekend in this heat!! Will it poison me?"
N: "I don't know, Girl."
A: "Right, that's it..."

Aunty then went into the little downstairs toilet and performed what sounded like an exorcism, as she heaved and strained to bring up the offending sandwich. Punctuated by cries of "I caaaaaan't!!"
Some nuns visiting the special needs fella over the road were looking at the house with concerned expressions and Nana was saying "Darling, pack that in right now. This isn't right!!"

She then emerged with bulging eyes and tears all down her face, lamenting "Only a bit came up, and I think that was my apple. I hope I don't die."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

At least she'lll never suffer from Bulimia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Ha ha hga ah ah ha aha ahha ahahha ahhahahahhahaha`
POTD
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I've been to Greece
The women there are both hot and loose. Those sailors were MENTAL

Also, thanks :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Surely hot and tight would have been better?
or did you indulge in "Greek love"?

must not correct self must not correct self
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I like 'em loose
That way you can bash away while they're sunbathing and not even wake them up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I think I'm going to go and cry now. Thank you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, I was quite pleased with that one

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

*books flight to Greece*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)