Tomorrow I am babysitting Jasper Carrots grandchildren
truefacts

That is of course if I don't jump out a window before then as my work is just getting stupid and I just don't think I can take it any more arGHGHGHGHGHghhgghGHGHGHHGHG
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:20, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

An ex's aunty used to rent a flat from him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You?! BABYSIT?!
I reckon this is a ploy by JC, some elaborate insurance/guilt-trip scheme to get him in the public eye when you inevitably kill them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I know I know I hate kids
But I like money and I have none of it because my stupid job pays me fucking peanuts to work my ass off arghhggh
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Get another job?
Someone of your ability and professionalism would surely be able to get a better paying job?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Your sarcasm hurts me
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

nobody ever pays me to mind their kids
Well, a couple of people did when I was a kid myself, and a mate tried a few years ago, but she was such a close mate that I felt bad and refused to take it.
People generally just give me food/booze/the Sky remote.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Strangely enough
Chickenlady's mum knows someone who used to babysit Jasper Carrott's kids.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

How bizarre!
Does everyone have a JC link?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I do.
I listened to "Funky Moped" once.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

A weird teacher locked me in the music room and made me listen to that twice.
The second time I asked if my best friend could come and listen too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

My old schoolmate's Dad is/was best friends with JC
Had him round for dinner all the time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Do they call him Jaz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Possibly
I wasn't there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I wanted to come up with an elaborate scenario involving lost ginger children in your massive vagina,
but YOU DIDN'T COME TO THE ZOO so I just can't be bothered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

sorry, I'm was skint :(
and sill am.

woo epic life fail
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Aw, never mind.
You'll just have to make up for it by being extra-special awesome at BGB's.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Did you ever get to meet his daughter, that Lucy bird?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)