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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Today is Friday...
...so I'm taking chickenlady for a long overdue trip to the opera tonight.

What have the rest of you got planned?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06, 137 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
sucktastic work
then going over to some mates' house for a beer or two. Or Jack in my case, beer is for boys.

I'm going to get waxed tomorrow, that will be fun.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Waxed? Ouch
I'm getting pierced Sunday.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)
The waxing doesn't really hurt much anymore
although it's more prolonged than a piercing.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)
getting stoned helps with that sort of pain
tattoos as well I would've thought
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
not much,
may go to the pub briefly to see a couple of mates DJ but I'm not sure I can be bothered.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)
this is how I feel
but if I don't do anything I'll feel like I've wasted my weekend.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I'm going to a bbq tomorrow,
if I go to the pub it'll be a good night but nothing special.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Although there is a girl going to the pub tonight.

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
a whole girl?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Yep
She's bar staff though.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)
haha
that's what I hated about being a barmaid, when guys come the bar and start trying to flirt at you, you can't leave.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)
yep, one who keeps talking to me and everything.

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)
ok, what's wrong with her?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)
I don't know yet,
although she's very eager to talk to me when I basically ignore her and not so eager if I talk to her. Which is definate signs of the mental.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
that's just the mating ritual silly.

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I hate the guilty feeling on a Saturday morning
when you sleep in too long.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)
What is this feeling you speak of?
I think 3pm is a perfectly reasonable time to get up on a Saturday.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Not when you're confronted with an angry lady and two fidgety kids...
...asking "so ARE we actually doing anything today or what?"

*guilts*
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
The answer to this is:
"No, I have a raging hangover. Go away."
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Tell her to fuck off and make you a cup of fucking tea
and then kick her in the tits.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
MOONKFEESH

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)
ton puttie nickers ona makerme aniceacuppatea

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)
You clearly haven't seen chickenlady's forearms
Honed as they are through years of rockclimbing.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)
You should definately go out
Seriously, appreciate your weekends, otherwise monday will roll round and you'll feel a bit stupid for not going out and enjoying yourself.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Got to go to a thing with my Lady's family
Then will probably swing by a pub (but I'll be driving, so coke for me :/).
I notice Madam Poulet is going to BGB's bash, does that mean you are as well?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
It certainly does...
...will be good to meet you at long last.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Likewise chief!
Might have a brief chat about trail biking with you, if that's ok (I recall your Lady saying you both did it?), as I'm looking to give it a go.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Would be happy to assist.
This past three weekends I've spent most of my time building bikes for Madame Poulet, nugget #1 and fitting new forks to my own.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Awesome!
I just want a cheap but decent starter bike to take to Cannock Chase when the weather's good.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I don't know Cannock Chase
But I've heard good reports. What's your budget?

BTW - anything below £200 constitutes either "well used" or "bicycle shaped object" these days :-(
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I was looking around the £200 mark
On eBay. Something like a Giant, GT or Specialized, but that's as much as I know.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)
You can't really go wrong with those brands
Just make sure you know the size you want and that the person selling the bike is actually the owner.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Good thought about the size, I'll check what size my hybrid is
I only look at the listings where they namecheck components, rather than "mountain bike fer sale".
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
You need to take my patented approach
Of finding a friend who's getting a new bike, and gives you his old one on the premise that you pay for the parts that need replaced.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
PoD is spot on here
This advice is pure genius.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)
It's how I got a Gary Fisher Marlin
With upgraded seat, forks and chain set, and paid about £80 to replace a few parts. Score.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
A Marlin is a good starting point
Nice frame, even better if it's all upgraded for you.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Seeing as it was an upgrade from not having a bike
I would say it was a fairly good start. It does me well, even if it did try to kill me last time I was out on it.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
My bike doesn't try and kill me
But my lack of skillz do.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I can actually blame my bike
As my front sus locked up going downhill, and therefore didn't so much absorb a bump as launch me over the handlebars. Then follow me.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I just know that I'll come off at Cannock Chase
Because I'll over-estimate my abilities...
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I shall just repost this here as i came a bit late to becky's weekend thread
Tonight I'll be going over my To Kill a Mockingbird GCSE notes, because tomorrow I'll be helping my nephew prepare for a timed essay on tension in Chapter 15. Then I'm taking him for tapas.
Tomorrow evening it's Nana's 70th and we're having a little soirée in my folks' house.
Sunday I haz work and household chores to attend to.

At some point amid all this I am hoping to see a mate or two and maybe have a beverage. In the house, not in the pub as I am skint.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I didn't have to read Mockingbird at school
so I only got round to reading it last year, it was brilliant. I think if I'd done it at school I would have hated it because I always ended up hating whatever book they chose, having spent a year picking it to pieces.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)
That is the one book that English Lit classes could not ruin for me

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I studied Capote's In Cold Blood and The Colour Purple
The latter I can't read without finding it really twee, but ICB seems to have stood the test of time for me. I keep returning to it over the years.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I have a total hatred for Jane Austen
which may not have sprung up if I'd been able to read objectively.
Damned school.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
That probably explains my disdain for Wilfred Owen

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Gawd, we had added hatred for him
because he was a 'local lad'.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I had to read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein at A-Level
the constant analysis made it dull.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I read one of her tedious tomes objectively
and the rest at school. They are all shite. Boring, boring, boring, and shite.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Oh I'm glad I've not missed out on the boring bitch then

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I read Mockingbird
The Crucible (which I still love), Henry IV which we only half read, 2 books of Virgil (who I hate anyway), the most boring bit of Tacitus ever, two books of the Iliad, which were excellent, Juvenal, who is hilarious, some tragedy which was alright... Oh and assorted bits from Livy, Ovid, Xenophon, Euripides and Seneca, if I remember correctly.

I enjoyed all of them, apart from Virgil- he's not that difficult, just that his hero is the worst character ever.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I had The Crucible.
Loved it too.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Someone who was studying it at GCSE asked me a few weeks ago
if he was the only one who saw parallels with McCarthyism.

I almost punched him.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
you were in my dream last night :(

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)
What did I do?
I had vaguely horrible dreams last night. Nto as bad as some have been
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
my dreams were terrible last night
I generally have nightmares whenever I sleep, but last nights were especially bad. The first one (the one you were in) you were being mean to me ( can't remember the specifics.) The second one I was missing a leg and running through a computer generated world trying to avoid patches of mould on the ground that would infect my stump. Then lots of bizarre things happened
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I'm sorry for being mean to you!
My dream last night involved a cat who'd been hit by a car :( V. upsetting. And walking very far but not being able to.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)
haha thats okay
my dreams never match up to real life- they always take place on a different planet or in a different universe or whatever. So I never extrapolate from them. I know you're nice :)
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I don't like The Crucible
Too much snooker on television already.

/coat
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)
-burns for being a witch-

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I had the Crucible
Didn't love it though. And you know how you write your name and date in the front of school books in case you lose it? Mine had a woman's name from 1946 which freaked me out about the futility of life every time I opened it.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Aeneas is a wanker
pure and simple.

Luckily most of the set texts I had in school, I'd either read beforehand or would have disliked on principle.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
He spends the first 6 books crying
forgets about his wife, fucks up an emotionally damaged yet strong and successful woman to the extent she commits suicide
then goes and shits on another guy's turf, taking everything away from him- his land, his bride and his dignity. Then he has a hissy fit over a perfectly justifiable spoils of war and BAM end of book.

Thank god he died about 5 years later.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Yeah
and people think Achilles was a bad guy.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Mockingbird
was one of only two books I enjoyed in English at school (Of Mice and Men was the other one).

I have an absolute hatred for Macbeth - I studied that shit for THREE FUCKING YEARS, for a shitty single page exam question to appear at the end
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I liked Macbeth
I only did Macbeth, The Merchant of Venice, Othello and the Winter's Tale.
I've read the taming of the Shrew of my own accord and that's it when it comes to William.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Tomorrow I am babysitting Jasper Carrots grandchildren
truefacts

That is of course if I don't jump out a window before then as my work is just getting stupid and I just don't think I can take it any more arGHGHGHGHGHghhgghGHGHGHHGHG
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)
An ex's aunty used to rent a flat from him

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)
You?! BABYSIT?!
I reckon this is a ploy by JC, some elaborate insurance/guilt-trip scheme to get him in the public eye when you inevitably kill them.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I know I know I hate kids
But I like money and I have none of it because my stupid job pays me fucking peanuts to work my ass off arghhggh
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Get another job?
Someone of your ability and professionalism would surely be able to get a better paying job?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Your sarcasm hurts me
:(
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
nobody ever pays me to mind their kids
Well, a couple of people did when I was a kid myself, and a mate tried a few years ago, but she was such a close mate that I felt bad and refused to take it.
People generally just give me food/booze/the Sky remote.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Strangely enough
Chickenlady's mum knows someone who used to babysit Jasper Carrott's kids.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
How bizarre!
Does everyone have a JC link?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I do.
I listened to "Funky Moped" once.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
A weird teacher locked me in the music room and made me listen to that twice.
The second time I asked if my best friend could come and listen too.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
My old schoolmate's Dad is/was best friends with JC
Had him round for dinner all the time.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Do they call him Jaz?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Possibly
I wasn't there.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I wanted to come up with an elaborate scenario involving lost ginger children in your massive vagina,
but YOU DIDN'T COME TO THE ZOO so I just can't be bothered.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
sorry, I'm was skint :(
and sill am.

woo epic life fail
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Aw, never mind.
You'll just have to make up for it by being extra-special awesome at BGB's.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Did you ever get to meet his daughter, that Lucy bird?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I really need to write a covering letter
I'm going mad.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Bit of advice for you:
Don't put that in the covering letter.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
I've got to pretend I care about stuff. How teh fuck am I going to do that?
I don't give a shit about anything or anyone at the moment.

I need to have a sit down and a chat with someone incredibly misanthropic.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
*puts up hand*

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)
-high fives, sadly-

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
*waves*
I'm closer too!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)
TEH PUB
Hopefully with the usual crowd, minus one or two who have scarpered to Donnington. Though unfortunately only one other person has said he's definitely coming so far...
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Which opera?
I'm seeing "The Magic Flute" later this year
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
ooh
which production. I love that opera
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Welsh National Opera
i've been listening to it on CD recently, "Der vogelfanger bin ich ja" and the queen of the nights aria are my favourites.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)
I saw the welsh national opera perform
the marriage of figaro.

was good
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I saw them do La Traviata last year
absolutely fantastic (although it was my first ever opera)
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
from all accounts
it's a credible production
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Should be fine for an uncouth prole like me
:D
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I hope you enjoy it :)

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Tosca

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I had the chance to see that
but I chose Carmen instead
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I'd have chosen Carmen too

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I'd like to see that
only opera I've seen is Marriage of Figaro. Thoroughly enjoyable though.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)
oh you massive fucking copycat
points up a few posts
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
damn you
even the same fucking opera company
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)
if it turns out we were at the same one I'll give you a thorough spanking

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I went to see it at Oxford
bout 2006 I think?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
that's a relief
I saw it in Swansea in 2004 or so
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Well you are a lot older than me
Grandpa
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)
my father slept through that once
mum has never forgiven him - it is still used to end any major arguements they have.
Dad 'well, you idiot, you should have got the insurance details from the man who drove into the back of your car!'
Mum 'You slept through Tosca!'
Dad 'oh, ok, I'll see to the car then'
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Going to visit a sick friend
then trashing a finalist, followed by history dinner. Then tomorrow my dad and sister may come visit which would be nice, shall take them out to dinner. On Sunday they may have stayed so shall show them round, or if they go then I will do some work and have a pleasant lazy day
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Nightshift tonight
Then saturday and sunday nightshifts. I kind of hate nightshifts to be honest, especialy since they cut the extra rate of pay I get for them. So yeah, gonna mostly be functioning on about 20 mins/1 hour of sleep per day this weekend and coffee. Hope you lot are all out having fun, seriously - at least the knowledge that others are out getting drunk and stupid will cheer me up!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I took the day off as my band played a gig last night
we were average, but people enjoyed it. People with beards told me they thought we were good, which is nice.

So far today I have pulled down a ceiling. Dual-wielded crowbars FTW.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
+hus

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
que?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)
as your husband played a gig
I was implying you were gay
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
ahh
nice work, that was subtle
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Husband.
You mong.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
keep up

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Deliberate ceiling removal then
Rather than just through a fit of rage or somesuch.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
it was deliberate
it'd be a great thing to do in a rage though
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Haha where've you been!

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Is this a proper question?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Oh my God I was just wondering where you were
BFF psychic connection right here
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
*psychic hand gestures*

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Watch it, they don't look like psychic hand gestures to me

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
I'll bear that in mind
best get back to the task of clearing up piles of rubble I suppose, now I've washed all the filth off
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
HL2 ep3 spoiler :(

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)
ha ha

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)
we're visiting a garden centre tomorrow
to celebrate 6 years together! last time we celebrate june the 12th anniversary, as from august 21st, we'll have a wedding anniversary to celebrate instead! the garden centre is near Hertford and supposedly a good place for a day out with a small child.
Oh, and we're buying Oliver his first pair of shoes tomorrow, now that he's nearly walking. Shoe shopping, woo hoo!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Oh man I love garden centres
totally got to hit up the pets section and check out the bobbly eyed goldfish.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)
My cousin is graduating high school tonight.
I feel old.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)
It's only natural
I've felt old since I was about 5.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)
only in moments like this do I feel old
otherwise I feel like I'm 19
I really need to grow up already
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)
as long as you don't look it
it's fine

/represses traumatic memories
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

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