I have two rats, four gerbils and tank of fishes that depletes almost weekly for a reason I haven't figured out yet
One rat is evil, one is nice. One gerbil has no tail because another gerbil bit it off. My two girl gerbils keep humping each other, it's weird.

I want a kitty but they make me ill. Cursed loveable beasts.

I used to have a snake, but he escaped and went behind a cupboard and got stuck and died, which made me really sad because I didn't know he was there.

I have an awesome whippet as well, she's so full of spaz. Other than that I don't like dogs because they slobber and smell.

EDIT: I've just realised how massively autistic that all sounded.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did I marry you once?
My ex wife kept snakes, which had a habit of escaping and stalking the menagerie of rodents kept in the spare room which included rats, gerbils, hamsters and two house rabbits.

Agreed on the dogs point.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

ooh maybe I have a secret double life
so secret even I don't know about it!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Quick!
Turn it into a cross-stitch poem!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

fluffy animals in Kitty's house
ugandan snakes, fish and a mouse,
cat's she would love,
knowing well she'd need gloves
my prefernce is canals bricks and sacks
everday I drown those cats
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Very well done
I gave it a bash myself, but I'm no poet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Neither am I by the looks of that piece of shit
but speed was the key!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, it impressed me
and I'm the most important person here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

this is awesome, especially in only 4 minutes
bet not many women say that to you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)