Why the fuck didn't you tell them you were going to Canada?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because they have been exploiting his mother's people for centuries
she's a maple tree
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'd like to pour her juices over my pancakes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Eurgh
I feel ill
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Too many pancakes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Not enough
'maple' syrup
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Imagine if her name actually turned out toi be Maple...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I didn't tell them I was going
Because I was having issues with them at the time, amongst other things, so I figured a week away seeing a few friends in Canada would've been good for me.

That, and if I'd told my mum, she'd've gone mental anyway because she didn't like my Canadian friends, and had tried before to stop me from seeing them.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

psh. racist mum is racist.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Why didn't she like them, eh?
Bunch of drug-addled cult members I'll wager.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

She doesn't like any of my friends
Regardless of where they live, and what they do in the spare time, even if they're polite, punctual, and well-mannered. She's a proper controlling mentalist who thinks that nobody is good enough for her son.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I didn't actually read all of your post until a second ago.
well done for laughing in the face of her ridiculous attitude
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I think you mean,
"Shut up your whining you're not a teenager any more"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you've got me
I was thinking that. There are worse culprits though.

More importantly, I heard that ginger twat Evans on the radio this morning saying it was National Helmet Day, which was going to lead me to using it to insult someone. Probably NakedApe or Crowsephine. Imagine my disgust when I could find no trace of said Helmet Day on any site other than the bbc radio 2 one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Now why would you say a thing like that?
I am charm personified on this site!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

you're a boorish blackguard
and a scoundrel to boot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

How dare you, I demand satisfaction!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I'm not giving you "satisfaction"
you colossal pervert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

When I'm driving in my car
And this man jumps in and bums me,
He's telling me more and more,
About his failing penetration,
Supposed to drive rectal stimulation, etc...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

This is a boring explanantion
Could you saay that you were smuggling some massive drugs to pay for the upkeep of your supermodel girlfriend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

In my Honda Accord?

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

After forcing Mr. T onto that damn plane.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Conversely: why tell them?
None of their business, as far as I can see.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)