Whereas the thought of a mouthfull of man milk is OK.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Better than drinking bubble bath, surely?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Some flavours are better than other.
Melon is nice but I don't like real melon. Weird eh!
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Thats cos
real melon tastes of slightly sweet water. It's not that nice. Like biting into a warm icecube.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

This is like a battle of wits
Between a retarded bloke who can't understand why a lady would like cock, and a retarded lady who doesn't understand why the retarded bloke doesn't understand why some ladies might like cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Am I the retarded bloke Bert?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Duh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I'll take that as a yes then.
:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)

That's fine, it's natural
I just imagine flavoured lube to be very chemically and jellylike and urgh
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Well unflavoured lube is supposed to taste of nothing
and it tastes all chemical and jelly-like.
So I reckon you're guessing right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:31, Reply)

The cherry stuff
that durex do is quite passable actually - it's a bit like haribo, only a bit more synthetic and gooey.
Just in case you needed to know.
(berk, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:06, Reply)