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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mum used to send me out shopping younger than that.
But this was in the seventies before peaodos and supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
There's got to be a correlation,
however spurious, between the number of supermarkets in the country and the number of stories about PEEDOS and IMMAGRUNTS and PEEDO-IMMAGRUNTS. Do you think if we sent this to the Mail they'd make a story out of it and roundly condemn the existence of supermarkets in Brwoken Brwitain?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)
perhaps
I have my own crazy correlation idea. But I'm not enough of a scientist to back it up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)
You don't need any science to back it up
This is the same way the Mail can peddle stories about tea/chips/trans-fats/transvestism giving you cancer one week and not the other - someone looks up the figures and plots them against one another. If you can draw a straight line through 'em, bingo! You've got a frivolous health story.

What's your idea then?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)
If it's a quiet week for news then perhaps so.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)
There were peados but they were safely contained in childrens homes and churches.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Of course.
I was never in either of those so I was safe.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Neither of you fuckwits can spell Paedos properly
See me after class

EDIT Although, Peaodos does sound like some kind of sexy Greek God
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)
They're both valid.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Only to retards

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I don't think my mum would have sent me out to Asda by myself at 9
maybe the village shop though.

She went to buy cake mix, so I think the more pressing issue is why her mum wasn't teaching her to make a proper cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

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