My laugh of the day
I've had to drive to New Jersey for a few days, accompanying my fiancee on a business trip (she gets paid mileage if she drives, and I have a tiny car). Most of the drive was predictably annoying along the I-95 corridor, but the last twenty miles or so were not on highways.

So here I am driving along a smallish two-lane road in the NJ countryside (believe it or not, there is such a thing), going just about two or three miles per hour over the speed limit, when a big SUV came up on my bumper and went roaring past me doing a good 20 mph faster than me, then cutting close in front of me. Typical NJ driver, I thought. Twat.

Just as this thought went through my mind a cop happened to be going the other way and did a sharp U-turn, then hit his lights. The SUV saw him and pulled over to wait for him. As I passed I saw the guy shrinking in the seat. I grinned at him as I passed.

Also, I stopped here for dinner. Biggest cheesesteak I've ever seen, and the best one I've ever had. I think I need to stop there on the way home and take a couple of them back with me to show my friends what a real cheesesteak is like.

I suppose I should end this with a question of some sort... Which is better, an excellent sandwich or a halfhearted shag?
( Wanderer, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 2:58, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

an excellent sandwich
however I say this after many, many drinks and as I currently tuck into Hassans finest
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 3:07, Reply)

That's my thought as well.
A cheesesteak is a deeply satisfying thing. Lousy sex just leaves you feeling unhappy and irritated. Yet how many people will fight for the possibility of a quick shag yet walk right past good food?
( Wanderer, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 3:14, Reply)

Excellent sandwich, no question.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 6:52, Reply)

Just had a sausage bacon and egg sandwich for breakfast
So I'm going sandwich, no question. It was epic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 7:29, Reply)

It depends
on whether you've just eaten, and how long it is since you last shot your load.

But generally, a good sandwich would be better.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 8:15, Reply)

TBH I've got more chance of getting a good sandwich.
*Sigh*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 8:35, Reply)