They do
And it's fucking annoying. As someone who's never been in remotely good physical condition, to be told "I wish I could lose some weight off my (palpably beautiful) legs" makes me want to rip hair from every available orifice and make it into a hat

Tsk. Women, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I will amend that to
'bloody thin people!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Ah, but I'm allowed to slap thin men

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

+playfully, on their arses
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

oooo yeah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Do you actually have a thing for thin men
or a thing for imagining me with thin men?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

now it's both

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

*gasps*
I feel mentally defiled by your imaginary perversity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

there's nothing like online imaginary sullying
oh yeah
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I didn't mean it
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

you will need:
1: Imaginary goat
2: Lube
3: A fish slice
4: 100m of yarn (blue)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Dang
Has anyone got any blue yarn? Or some blue wool dye?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

+ on the arse,
and then they giggle and run off but they look back over their shoulder and the look in their eyes is all "chase me, chase me!" and then when I catch them we have a bit of a wrestle and they inevitably gasp "there's some butter in the fridge" and then it's all happened again and I feel dirty but I just can't stop.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

man! I'm supposed to be marking
how am I meant to concentrate with this going on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You'd better not be my Mum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

no
but you do have something round your mouth

*licks hanky*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Finally!
Someone on B3ta who is a) as much of an encorragable flirt as I am and b) not repulsed by my very existance and/or face!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)