Design engineering
With a diploma in general awesomeness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well done.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Cheers

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

So what letters do you get?
MEng?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Are you setting this up for a
MOng joke?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I am now

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Yep
But I'm not going to start signing it after my name.
Ok, I'm considering it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

people who put it in their email signature should be shot.
I have a habit of deleting it when I reply to people.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I agree with this
I also hate e-mail signatures that are longer than the e-mail. Not acceptable.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

what about people who are obliged to because of work?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Then their managers should be shot
and then they should be shot.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Unless you're working in a field where your qualification is actually relevant,
you can still fuck off.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I agree with these two ^
You can't help it, but it's still despicable.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Do you drop the Batchelors degree letters now?
or are You PenguinofDeath BEng, MEng, Esq?

Oh yeah, well done!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I didn't graduate with a Bachelors ever
Just did a straight masters, so never had those letters. And you spelt bachelors wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

It's spelt right if you're studying soup.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I like this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

So I did
ah well, its been 12 years since I was awarded one from scumbag college
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'm considering doing an accreditation in one piece of software
Just so I can have A.C.E after my name.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

People who do an arts degree and the convert to law are BA LLB
very nearly Ball Boy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

that'll be me in a couple of years

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Hope it all goes well
if I ever sit another exam you can come down to Somerset and kick me in the stones
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

when I get chartered I'll have MICE after my name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Awesome
Finally, a decent reason to become accredited.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

ooh you has a clever
well done. You get to add poncy letters after your name now don't you?

EDIT: I didn't read any of the above because I saw Psychochomp's name, but having skimmed through it I realise my question has been answered and debated in detail, whoops.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yep, MEng
But I won't, cos I don't want to be a ponce.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I would totally get business cards printed
from one of those crappy machines in a shopping centre and give them out to my friends at unnecessary moments.

And I might have an American Psycho moment with them as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Get them in eggshell

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

bone!
I'll kill you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Just don't play Phil Collins to me before hand
And shouldn't that be 'ivory', like rhino tusks?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

whyioughta

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Rhino tusks aren't ivory
they're a type of dense hair.
and people call me dull
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I knew this too
but I didn't say anything lest people think I'm dull.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Keratin

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I already have business cards
They don't have the letters on, so won't be getting re-printed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'm getting mine done on payday
I don't have any letters though, sadface. I has a stupid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

arguing over the font and design you mean?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

yup
and then kill everyone.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

my dinner parties so often
end up like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

best Come Dine With Me ever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

haha
a fantastic idea.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Congrats chap.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Cheers
Quite happy; still unemployed; don't care all that much just now though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Sounds like the kind of qualification
that can get you serious money rather quickly...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

If I can get a job
Then it may well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)