While attempting to leap on board my bike at traffic lights...
...I caught both the crotch of my shorts and scrottage on the nose of the saddle. Trying to maintain nonchalance and balance while your eyes are watering isn't easy.

I was less than twenty yards from Trafalgar Square at the time.

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This summer I want to actually show up to a bash without either sickness or a poorly nugget preventing us from making it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*winces*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

*crosses legs in sympathy*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

OW!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

one of my beginners clam slammed the pole last week with such force that she couldn't move for five minutes and was just wrapped around the pole.
Everytime I think of it my mimsy winces.

What's scrottage?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

man-flange
Ouchy at the pole induced smashed-pasty.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

ballbag

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Bless you!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

ahhhh
I thought so but wasn't sure if he was talking about a more specific area.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Scrottage = scrotum
Aka ballbag. I don't know the geography of PJM's nutsack, so cannot comment as to whether or not he names specific regions of his coinpurse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

ok
......



...what's man-flange?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Labia beat me to it.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

to it off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Not yet I haven't

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

As I missed the clam-slam thread last time,
I would like to take this opportunity to contribute the term "minjury".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Love it!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

oh that's genius.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)