No it really is
Virtually every type of surf wax is named after a crude eumphamism for masturbating or sex. It's really hilarious when you buy it. Honestly. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I nearly wet myself in a shop once I was laughing so hard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's like that every time
the jokes never get old!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

seriously?
really honestly intnt srs bsns?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I would happily repeat this to you OFFLINE
with a straight face. But then again I am a very good liar. But this really is true.

www.surfsurfsurf.co.uk/surf_wax/mrs_palmers_surf_wax/mrs_palmers_5_daughters_surf_wax_cold_water_surfboard_wax
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Mrs Palmers makes a few sorts
and her standard one is probably the most popular wax here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I used the Massive Mounds once
but I can't say it produced smaller harder nipples as promised. They all seemed much of a muchness to be honest.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

they are much of a muchness
I find that sex wax remains as lumps longer than other stuff, which just tends to go flat and uniform and slippery.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

This is funny.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)