Miquita Oliver
Can I use this space to leave a poem for my beloved, just in case she finds this during a vanity google?

Oh Miquita
I'd like to eat ya
minge and that

love broadsword xx
( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:54, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

eloquent and beautiful

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:54, Reply)

it's almost an abba song
more clunge, less abba, but you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:56, Reply)

ABBA was maximum clunge surely?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:57, Reply)

hmmm
gimminge gimminge gimminge?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Mamma Mingea

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Take A Chance On Minky

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Minky?
That's a new one on me.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:06, Reply)

dancing quim

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Chiclitita

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Knowing Minge, Knowing Foof

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:07, Reply)

AHA!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Brilliant

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:12, Reply)

mingey mingey mingey (it's a rich man's world)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Super Clopper?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I like that

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:09, Reply)

dumdumdiddle
because some things don't need change
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Gorgeous

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:05, Reply)

O Miquita you're my number one
I wanna do you up the bum

You should grow a fringe
but shave your minge

Come see my cool stash
I'll jizz up your gash

Don't think its a farce
I want to fuck your arse

O Miquita
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Miquita Oliver is a Pirate Hooker.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Oh god I wish. I'd be in like Flynn

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:12, Reply)

She looks like she needs a damn good wash.
And a talent transplant.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Well yeah. But still....

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:19, Reply)

No "but still".
If you want to perv over a talentless presenter, at least go for a bit of Fearne.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Fearne Cotton
is oddly reminiscent of a very thin Vanessa Feltz. Think about it when you next see her on telly. You'll see what I mean. Especially when she talks.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Oh she's fucking revolting

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

I remember her being on telly
from quite a young age and every time i see her, she still turns my stomach. Takes skill, that.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Turns mine too. Not in a good way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Fucking fat bovine cunt.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

I like you
you're diplomatic.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Well known for it, me.
I should go in to the Diplomatic Corps.

"Right, cunts, let's sort this out."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:31, Reply)

with
a production of the Mikado
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:32, Reply)

"Is there anything more powerful than the power of THEATRE?
CRAVATS AND BERETS FOR EVERYBODY!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:34, Reply)

*hums*
'for he is an Englishman'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I must confess that I haven't got a bloody clue what is happening right now...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I'm vaugely remembering
a Fry and Laurie sketch. In which Fry (as a diplomat) keeps organising Gilbert and Sullivan productions in lieu of dealing with actual diplomacy.

The cat-like tread was a segue into Chariots of Fire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Jealousy is ugly

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Coincidentally, so is Miquita Oliver.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

How dare you, sir

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Darn tootin

( broadsword, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:41, Reply)