Hot squashy buttery toast

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

toast sex
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

The thought of hot squashy buttery sex is quite erotic.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Calm down lass - imagine hot squashy buttery sex
with me
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Put a bag on your head and I'm up for it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Make it two bags -
in case the first one splits.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

That is the best.
Can't have it with Roota though, she's all skin and bones.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'm well squashy!
(Thanks for thinking I'm skin and bones though. You can dysmorph me any time.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I worry that I've got reverse body-dysmorphia
where I think I'm dead thin but really I'm a manatee.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I love this too
Wiggy always tells me I'm just eating warm bread. He doesn't understand.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Bliss isn't it
djtp has his nearly burnt. I burnt one batch trying to make it the way these people have it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

He got all sunburnt at the weekend as he used out of date sun cream
you need to look after your man better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Are you winding me up?
Do you know how many times I warned him about the suncare situation only to have him on the phone telling me he was burnt?
Do you know how much of a stubborn mule he is?
I'm getting him some factor 30 this weekend.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)