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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Open a map of the British Aisles
and close your eyes. Stick two pins in it at random and then go to one of those places and then the other, then home again. Bring me back some home made fudge (real fudge, not fecal matter).
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It would be ace if he did this and the pins just happened to stick in his parents' and Sophie Dahl's houses.

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)
knowing his luck they'll both end up sticking in Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Oooh, that is unlucky.

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
British Aisles?
Are you so multi-cultural that your Tescos has a separate aisle for British food?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)
oh my god that was dumb
I'll leave it there to remind you all that even the Goddesses make mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Way to turn a dumb mistake into a statement of Vipros levels of smugiosity

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)
She has a smile shaped like a croissant right now.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Any smugger and her foo foo will be shaped like one too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Any scimitar-shaped cock owners will be welcomed into the soft, pastry-like interior.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)
The delicate layers of soft pastry gave way to the relentless blade
Opening up for him to liberally spread his creamy butter all inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
ok stop it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I'm really hungry now

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)
*loosens collar*
is it getting hot in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
haha!
It's were they keep the Spam.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

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