I like the fact that Chompy is downplaying the fact
that he desperately wants to do the Stairway to Heaven line so he's pretending that Monty will use it instead. An idea I find very unlikely. Monty will just ply you with MASSIVE DRUGS and then rape you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm sure you'll be shocked to hear,
that I'm terrible at chat up lines so never use them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Try this one
Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

No? Neither do I, but it broke the ice
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

You should still be a virgin.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

...and yet I'm not
Women, they're all fucking mental
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

fucking mental drugged up on Rohypnol and then raped by me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I wish I was that forward
but it seems the more I don't want them, the more they want me.

Lunatics, the lot of them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I seriously cannot wait to develop breasts.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)